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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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in protest

Merry Christmas to the only British person I actually like

Some like it RED

Time for my yearly Britpost

>wake up
>bobby knocks on door
>"oi! open up you cheeky bastard and show me your sleeping licence!"
>fumble around and finally find my licence
>"s-sorry good sir. It's right here... God save the Queen"
>bobby peers in and catches a glimpse of me telly
>"halt! where's your TV licence you ♥♥♥♥?"
>draw TV licence from me wallet
>bobby gives a look like the bloody Queen's dodger
>"oi mate! where's your permit for this licence?"
>show him my licence permit
>"this licence permit is expired. I'm taking you in!"
>bobby draws his toy gun
>stab him with my unregistered butterknife