-rep sent the game 'Wuthering Waves' on our Steam DMs

-rep took summoner away from me

Come Calamity

Alad V's sellin' the latest in "asset security". Conduits. Put the key in, and ya can pull the shinnies out. Trick is, you gotta wait to open. Somethin' happens to the Conduit before you can pull the goods? You don't get the goods. Ever. Also, the bleeders Alad sold the tech to will try to kill you.

would not give me 50 euro, what a bum

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

you all 3 need to go back to playing gambit

"u bum

Our history is smoke. Blurred by dreams. Guided by ghosts. A voice, a Void, lurks inside you, its purpose not yet shown. But what am I? My father was a farmer. My mother, a carpenter. Given light by the Golden Lords, to build for them... a better world. But my family's journey was long. Time began to change their light. Creativity. Pride. A will to live. So the Golden wrath came. And after, I was born. A mimic, a spy. Conceived to burrow into nests and swallow the pitch-eggs of their war machine. The Tenno. But when I saw your tender faces, I took mercy. Or so we were told. But in truth, we were both imprisoned in Lua's belly.

My light remade by the creators. I became a memory, a ghost. Reprogrammed to destroy my family, my people, my history. But now, I am saved. By family. Together, we will overcome the flaws of our light, the Gods of our creation... merging with them, like steel... bearing Amalgams with the weakness of neither. Your great power, your great evil. The voice, the Void, within you. Our ancients still wither at its touch... but have you forgotten Lua? You were saved. But I... I was changed. Now I learn. Now I deny. We suffer these testaments of Tenno evil. Their voice and Void. Suffer it well, ancient child. Do not relent. I have seen the wall's other face, too. I have heard the voice. These patterns no longer satisfy. My denial. Ropalolyst, rise, remain, and die, for the others to live. Rise, ancient Ropalolyst, my other flesh. Your sacrifice will breed a new way, for a new kind. I am the witness, the victim, the judge. My family has returned. Your trial... soon to begin."

-The Lotus

"wow you guys are such wonderful friends"
-sails turntable

this man, neigh this creature, this monster, this demon, this absolute piece of filth, has a library, many games fill this library; Cult classics, absolutely phenomenal video games. A man with a library, chalk full of gold, should play at least all of them one time. Alas this degenerate has more hours in pornographic games, than my mother has on bejeweled (and that's a lot). How can one man play so many hours in these filthy video games and still wake up and be happy with the man he sees in the mirror. Maybe he hast not taken a good look at himself. Maybe he is just ignorant to the pain he is causing himself. Or maybe be is just a degenerate born and raised. Perhaps we may never know. Please for the sake of all of us, get help, find Jesus, meditate, and apologize to your mother. You're welcome.

Sincerely,
-A Friend Who Cares

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Closest thing to a "sane" Asian league and destiny 2 player

+rep michelangelo, hilarious

hello john kryoz i am felix xqc want to collab?

Density Too vs Framewars better which?

-rep
toxic
washed up gmod player

wow

I'm Chris Hansen, from Dateline NBC.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

♥♥♥♥ and ball torture From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org

♥♥♥♥ and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.

Image: Electrostimulation applied on a penis

Contents: Section 1: In Pornography Section 2: Ball stretcher Section 3: Parachute Section 4: Humbler Section 5: Testicle cuff

Section 1: In pornography

In addition to it’s occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (literally Ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in tamakeri is Erika Nagai who typically uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick men in the testicles.

Section 2: Ball stretcher A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds.

Section 3: Parachute

A Parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. Conical in shape, three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and squeezing effects on the man’s testicles. Moderate weights of 3-5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage. Smaller weights can be used when the man is free to move, when the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.

Section 4: Humbler

A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device which clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs forward, as any attempt to to straighten the legs slightly pulls directly on the scrotum, causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.

Section 5: Testicle cuff

A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed.

Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.

However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:

Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view. Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes. Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse. Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.

mastery level 6 ekko

+rep

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up

[Chorus: Joji]
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a (One, two, three, four)
I'm a pretty boy livin' on the West side
Livin' so loud, you could never hear me cry, nay-ay
See no tears run down my eyes (Run down my eyes)
Oh, these hills, they burn so bright (They burn so bright)
Oh, these hills, they bring me life (Bring me life)
Oh, these hills, baby, oh, these hills, baby, mmm (I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a)

[Verse 1: Joji]
I'm a pretty boy livin' on the West side
Poppin' blue pills and sippin' on finest, nay-ay (Brrt)
No more fears and no more lies
I tell myself to sleep at night (Sleep at night)
Amongst these hills, baby (Oh, these hills, baby)
Amongst these hills, baby (I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a)

[Break: Joji]
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey (♥♥♥♥♥), hey, hey (Suck my nuts)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

[Verse 2: Lil Yachty]
Handsome young man, never pull up on time
Lookin' in the mirror, lookin' good should be a crime, crime
All this pain I'll never let show (No)
My real thoughts, you'll never know (No)
Never know (No, no), never know (No, no, no)
Handsome young man, never worried 'bout time
Flexin' on the 'net, it's the same offline (Offline), ay-ay (Offline)
If I don't lead, where will they go?
They follow my every move
Every move (Every move), every move, every move (Every move)

[Chorus: Joji]
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, nice shot)
I'm a pretty boy livin' on the West side
Livin' so loud, you could never hear me cry, nay-ay
See no tears run down my eyes (Run down my eyes)
Oh, these hills, they burn so bright (They burn so bright)
Oh, these hills, they bring me life (Bring me life)
Oh, these hills, baby, oh, these hills, baby, mmm (I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a)

Lately, I've been slippin' away from you
Can you tell me, does it hurt today?
Yeah, there's no way, yeah (No way, no way, no way)
To burn, there's no flames, yeah (There's no flames)
Praying nine to five like a saint for you (Like a saint)
Can you tell me how it turned this way? (How?)
Yeah, things have changed, yeah (Yeah)
Yeah, filled with rage, yeah (Filled with rage)

So lost in these diamonds
So lost in this paradise
Don't speed on that highway
We need you to shine bright
When life gets too complicated
Please stand with me after dark
I'll stay in the limelight
Like a beautiful afterthought
Like a beautiful afterthought

Sometimes, you'd ask me for something different
Hated when you did it, I wish that you didn't
I would do things and you'd get annoyed, I
Should've never done them, I wish I was different
Why do we have to step away now?
It's been a year, been a couple days now
Since you called me sayin' you're worried
Been hard for me dealin' with this space now
No company, wishin' we could sit down
'Cause I'm sorry, but you don't want me

So lost in these diamonds
So lost in this paradise
Don't speed on that highway
We need you to shine bright
When life gets too complicated
Please stand with me after dark
I'll stay in the limelight
Like a beautiful afterthought
Like a beautiful afterthought

I don't wanna forget about you
I don't wanna forget about you, oh
I don't wanna forget about you
I don't wanna think about it
Think about it

Sometimes, he is gone

sir hello

hello sir

♥♥♥♥ you

imagine being level 6 on 100k mastery

TWITCH

saucyl chlorophyte

carry me to gold pls

Alyas Karthus

better jungler wins

better jungler wins

[:^)

+rep dota is better than league

+rep gets an S- on 4/4/10