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Van Pidg 1 Jan @ 4:34pm 
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Van Pidg 25 Aug, 2025 @ 2:32pm 
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Van Pidg 18 Aug, 2025 @ 9:26pm 
I couldn't help but express my concern upon learning that your ball sweat literally smells like fritos, please may i have a whiff?
barglehoffer 21 Feb, 2025 @ 11:57am 
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Van Pidg 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:20am 
I couldn't help but express my concern upon learning that you've only managed 1.6 hours of gaming over the past two weeks.

Gaming can be a great way to unwind and recharge, and it’s important to maintain a balance that allows for enjoyment and relaxation. If you’ve been feeling too busy, overwhelmed, or disconnected from this hobby, it might be worth exploring why and seeing if you can carve out some time to enjoy it again.

Remember, it’s okay to prioritize yourself and your hobbies—they can play a key role in your mental health and overall well-being. Even a little gaming can provide a nice escape and help you reset!
Kuthalex 9 Aug, 2024 @ 1:40pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Van Pidg 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:24am 
I couldn't help but express my concern upon learning that you've been gaming for an astounding 108 hours over the past two weeks.

It's important to remember that such prolonged periods of gaming can have detrimental effects on your physical and mental health. Your body and mind both need varied activities and rest to function optimally.

I urge you to consider incorporating breaks into your gaming sessions, stepping away to stretch, hydrate, and give your eyes a rest. It might also be beneficial to balance your gaming time with other activities that promote physical health and social interaction.

Remember, your well-being should always come first. Gaming can still be a part of your life, but in a way that doesn't compromise your health.
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Van Pidg 26 Mar, 2023 @ 6:59am 
Hey there, Dr. Krispy! 🥼🍩

Sorry to hear about the medical license fiasco, but no worries, you've got a prescription for fun right here! 🤩💊 It's time to swap those stethoscope hours for some quality gaming sessions with us in Sons of the Forest. 🌲🎮

Here's a thought: why not adjust your flying hours like you used to adjust our spines? 😂 After all, a little bend here and a twist there never hurt anyone, right? (Well, except maybe that one guy, but hey, we don't talk about him...🤫)

Join us, and together, we'll cure the world of boredom, one gaming session at a time! 💪🌍 So, what do you say, doc? Time to scrub in and get your gaming gloves on! 🎮🧤

Your fellow funologist,
Osama!
Van Pidg 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:56pm 
Dear Dr. Krispy,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to you today with some difficult news regarding your recent medical examination. During your exam, it was discovered that you have a large tumor in your penis.

I understand that this news may be shocking and difficult to process. However, it is important that we address this issue promptly to ensure your health and well-being.

I highly recommend that you seek further medical attention from a qualified healthcare professional as soon as possible. There are a number of treatment options available for this type of condition, and early detection and treatment can greatly improve your chances of a successful recovery.

It's understandable that you may be feeling scared right now, but it's important to remember that you're not alone. There are many people who care about you and want to support you through this difficult time. You have a strong network of family, friends, and healthcare professionals who are here to help.
Van Pidg 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:01pm 
RIP Krispy 1999-2023

you willl be missed girl,

love your ex
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DawnChorus 7 Jul, 2021 @ 5:57am 
i love u
Van Pidg 27 May, 2021 @ 6:52pm 
I regret to inform you that you have lost the game.
Kuthalex 16 May, 2021 @ 2:19pm 
Rumor has it that he is hung like a moose. Insanity:steambored::steambored:
barglehoffer 10 Mar, 2021 @ 4:54pm 
how do you know if ur gay because i think you might be gay
Half-Dead 20 Dec, 2020 @ 2:05am 
yeah and he's dumb and ugly too
Van Pidg 17 Oct, 2020 @ 12:27am 
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Half-Dead 28 Aug, 2020 @ 11:14pm 
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Half-Dead 25 Mar, 2020 @ 3:08am 
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Van Pidg 12 Mar, 2020 @ 10:03pm 
this dude got corona virus
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Savannah 28 Aug, 2019 @ 6:11pm 
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Van Pidg 30 Apr, 2019 @ 10:41pm 
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Half-Dead 17 Feb, 2018 @ 4:09am 
yeah and he's dumb and ugly too
Van Pidg 15 Feb, 2018 @ 2:57pm 
this dude acts like he can fly a boeing 747 smh
Half-Dead 29 Dec, 2016 @ 8:39pm 
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Half-Dead 29 Dec, 2016 @ 8:39pm 
You gay
Van Pidg 16 Sep, 2015 @ 11:52am 
krispy
Van Pidg 9 Sep, 2015 @ 8:36pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ you eat ass like groceries
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DawnChorus 22 Feb, 2015 @ 7:33pm 
lest we forget
Van Pidg 1 Jan, 2015 @ 6:26pm 
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Van Pidg 4 Nov, 2013 @ 1:00pm 
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DawnChorus 7 May, 2013 @ 5:24am 
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I NEED U LIKE A BABY NEEDS ITS MOTHERS BREAST
Van Pidg 3 May, 2013 @ 2:39am 
Love me
Half-Dead 2 May, 2013 @ 7:35pm 
I hate all of you
DawnChorus 15 Dec, 2012 @ 5:41pm 
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Van Pidg 2 Nov, 2012 @ 12:27pm 
i miss you too
Van Pidg 26 Sep, 2012 @ 1:24pm 
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Van Pidg 23 Sep, 2012 @ 4:45pm 
ill lick it only if you tell me how to contact you