Quotes from Chris Sims -

"I expect 30 pepperonis on my pizza, at least"

"I'm a fan of doughty pizza"

End quotes.

I once knew a dude, and I was like "Hey Cha-chee, what the heck are you doing on the computer all the time?" He said, "I'm making videos about myself, and I'm getting lots of hits"

I've got millions of computers looking at my computer.