Recent reviews by Asymmetric Perfection

The question if you wipe your ass before getting up or after is utterly disgusting, use a damn bidet you filthy animals.

2023 - Fix the fuccing behavior score bullsht volvo ffs.

This is the Ghostbusters 2016 of the XCOM series, there's even a man as secretary... well "man"... women are 100% unattractive with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ attitudes and mans are constantly saying gay ♥♥♥♥ like "I'm here for you if u need me" with effeminate voices.

Honestly who the ♥♥♥♥ talks like that, I knew the game wasn't good but went in for the memes.

Now I could take all that ♥♥♥♥ if the game was good enough, but there's only a couple interesting things, the idea of stranded aliens on our planet after kicking the Elder's ass and the breach mechanic, but that's it.

The bad things are just too many:

• The story is ♥♥♥♥, they could've thought on something better instead of just puking muh DiVerSiTy... fcking christ on a stick...
  
• The dialog is horrendous, it's like reading an angsty fanfic where everyone sucks.
  
• The breach could've been very good except that you don't know wtf is on the other side until you breach so you have to guess if you're gonna need holo, flash, disarm or smoke, after some missions I just went with holo and flash for the entire game, also it's quite repetitive.
  
• You can't customize ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
  
• Elerium is worthless, why they even put it in the game is anyone's guess.
  
• There's no synergy between the angsty characters, there's barely any combos you can do.
  
• Several ultimate skills are utter ♥♥♥♥.
  
• Quite a few bugs, at least it never crashed on my pc.
  
• There's some skills that will not end your turn, they could've drop that info on the tooltip instead of forcing trial & error on the player.
  
• There's little to no strategy involved, you ram into a confined space and do as much damage as you can.
  
• The writing, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I can't stress enough how bad it is, you get to read self inserted fantasies like Terminal's bio: "Combat medic for her resistance group. Exhibited absolute fearlessness, and saved hundreds of lives (24yo)". ♥♥♥♥ off Karen...
  
  
• I could go on an on about the tinny bits but all you need to know is that the snek have no boobs... absolutely disappointing.

Can't recommend this.

I know no one gives a sh1t, so let's just skip the part where this game is meant for rejected asians that suck at CSGO and it's literally spray & pray.

No matter where you aim, most of the time u just gotta click a couple of times near the chest and somehow you get a headshot, even at point blank and NO, it's not the recoil/physics bullsh1t, it's a mindblowing embarassment.

Won't bore anyone with the details.

PROS:

- Easy af, and I mean it.
- As september 28, 2017, still isn't a p2w, but it's slowly heading there (skin's hitbox are off, SOMEHOW, noticeable on the guy with the tanktop).
- Engrish is rampant and hilarious, expect buyed, bobs and vegenas.

CONS:

- Battleye, the amount of hackers is quite a sight, most popular hacks seems to be no recoil and autoaim
- Devs don't give a flying sh1t about players feedback.
- Unbalanced weapons.
- Outdated version of the game.
- UI is literally a mobile clusterfck, if you wanna learn how not to design a UI look no further.
- Alt + Tab during a match cause my computer to unlock god mode by skyrocketing ping, enemy team rages, I moan.

Wanna keep this short, doesn't even worth the time, but did I mention devs don't take feedback into account? well they don't, I grew spiderwebs waiting for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ colorblind mode since beta.

I can review it but I can't download it!

bananas/10

Edit// Ok, got it, u gotta activate autoupdate and restart steam.