smells like beef

Your mom's payment for being your friend failed.... I'm sorry this is the last time I'm going to be contacting you. Wishing you well out there pal, it was a good run. Reach out to me if she's considering another contract. Sincerely 2 Filet

your friend COOPR has been saying weird stuff about kids you should remove him

+rep always clutch, add me, please

Dude this is an intervention... You need to seriously cool it with those damn long drinks. They've made you into a disgusting person and honestly if you don't stop drinking those damn things I'm taking your sorry ass to court and I'll reduce your time with the kids to every other weekend instead of every weekend. Think about it.

Impressive skills