i had a dream that we were f*cking crazy style on the ice and your ♥♥♥ froze to the ice

Oh I’m sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you? Do you want a hug? Do you want a kiss? I will kiss you. I will do it. That’s it.. mmh.. your lips are so soft, snowflake… mnnnhmmnn…..ahh…S-Snowflake…

I have a 4 inch penis. I’m 22 and 6’2 and though I’m not really “toned” I’m pretty big and beefy in most ways (my friends say I’m built like a brick house). Most people in my life think I’m blessed with that size everywhere and tbh I might’ve gone along with it a few times - any time someone asks how big I am I say 6” to not arouse suspicion. Even my teammates who’ve seen me soft seem to accept it when I tell them I’m a grower. No one knows how below average I am down there and it feels so embarrassing, both to lie about it and to admit it. I just wanted to practice actually saying it, I guess

Power went out at work today. I was sooo excited because I had only recently got my new flashlight (Skilhunt M150 4). Just a few seconds after lights out (I work in a warehouse, so it gets really dark) I had already whipped out my flashlight and lit up my area. When I walked over to find my coworkers there were already a few grouped up, one being a girl that I’ve kinda been talking to. I showed off the beamage of my everyday. They all giggled and said they would just use their phones while rolling their eyes. It was a bit disheartening, because I had been looking forward to a chance like this to show off my flashlight. But that’s when this guy stepped up and admired my torch. He said it was cool and had me shine it down different parts of the warehouse to see how far it would light up. Then a few other people admired it too. I don’t exactly think that anyone really cared about it, but I thought it was cool of you. Thank you for being cool

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this guy f*cks and sucks!