Hello 2HxC, I have arrived today to inform you that I am forming a plan to take over the HOA of your neighborhood in order to begin the process of making the body of water behind your home a nationally recognized lake. I have realized the error of my ways in going about this entirely wrong and do apologize. I will gladly take the proper steps first to the city, then the national wildlife foundation, and then the white house. I will take every precaution in making sure that this goes through as flawlessly as possible so that when all is said and done you can finally have an officially document that will reside on the wall behind you that states "Your request to have the pond behind your house named a lake is denied, why would you even think it's close to the size of a lake have you seen a lake?" I would do all of that for you to show what you mean to me as one of your closest friends that cares deeply for you and your family <3

Holds me hostage in basement.. doesn't feed me pizza.. I hate it here.

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signed by 3k trials elo ooog aka basically means im the best btw ggs ur so handsome ur mom is very proud of you

Keeps the Jorts strapped

god hes so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot