Genuine happiness is when a wife sees a double chin on her husband's
old girl friend.
😲
QOTD:
"I've got one last thing to say before I go; give me back
all of my stuff."
😭
Fun Facts, #63:
The name California was given to the state by Spanish conquistadores.
It was the name of an imaginary island, a paradise on earth, in the
Spanish romance, "Les Serges de Esplandian", written by Montalvo in
1510.
🤓
"How would I know if I believe in love at first sight?" the sexy
social climber said to her roommate. "I mean, I've never seen a Porsche
full of money before."
😘
str->str_pok |= SP_FBM; /* deep magic */
s = (unsigned char*)(str->str_ptr); /* deeper magic */
-- Larry Wall in util.c from the perl source code
🤒
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
🤧
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
😍

:(

ded

y u no play

Damage Taken from "$yntax" - 108 in 12 hits

accept plz, wanna ask something

i bet you like to suck your mom's ♥♥♥♥

Accept - need to ask you something real quick

-rep boosting low Germanies ( some of them were also cheatin ) x)

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Ich gebe mein Messer der Besten

- rep cheater

gib mir mal deine config

+rep CLUTCH MASTER

+rep BETTER THAN PASHA!