hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. You are gay We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that you are gay wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

+rep sold me that zaza

+rep love liquid lol

+rep epic

+rep great survivor, saved you with that pallet in the few minutes of the game

+rep the best and cutest ghostface :3

+rep cute trapper

Best Ghostface NA :)

idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk

+rep pro survivor

++rep thanks for not being a dbag

no aim no brain, that's right he is a nurse main

sweaty nurse main

Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω｀o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´･ω･`);. bwt tw powost iwswnwt obwer nyet, it gwos own an own an own an own. uwu wanyaa stwop weadwing bwut uwu cwant stop wewding, uwu stwartd thwis awnd ur gwoing two fwinibsh it nowo mwattew wat! uwu hab mwoxie kwiddowo, bwut uwu wibl gwib ub sowon. i cwan wite wike dis fwor owors, swo dwont cwalengbe mii..


… wbats dis??? uwu awe stwill weedinb mwie powost?? uwu habe awot ob detewemwinyanyatiom!! ｡◕‿◕｡! u habve comopweedid tha pwost, good job!

-rep Well lets start it short he played clown

+rep fast response

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cheers mate, hope you liked my dancing

gg man on that dbd game we had <3

If you believe in your dreams, I will prove to you, that you can achieve your dreams just by working hard.

you are a ♥♥♥♥♥, that talks ♥♥♥♥ to his friend because his friend is scared of you
you are such a ♥♥♥♥♥, I wish vinyl had balls so he would beat your ass
you are lucky he is scared of you
do you think my feelings get hurt because you post a picture
im so suprised no one has put you in your place yet
keep it up wait until Swoon grows some balls. He will beat the living ♥♥♥♥ out of you
I bet all you do is date fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that smoke weed

Hiii! my name is adam xDD im 12 yrs youngg. im taken (((: happily by my 15 yrs youngg gf amy. shes my everything<33333 but i still flirt with all the girls in my class ;) shh. ;x i go to parties every sat. and party at church on sunday, holaaahh! haha, i luv jesus, but idk i might be atheist. im bisexual, but i'll never touch another boy because it's a sin ;( i do weed and i luv lil wayne, and the jonas brothers. i h8 black ppl because they scare me. add me ok?!!?! =D

you have to have a very high IQ to understand Counter-Strike. The strategy is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the executes will go over your head. There's also /r/globaloffensive's nihilistic outlook, which is shown in their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The pros understand this aswell, they appreciate the depths of these strats, that they're not just to win a round- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike CS:GO truly ARE idiots- they wouldn't appreciate the humour in Snax's existencial catchphrase "Pasha London School," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion. What fools... how I pity them. 😂😂And yes I DO have a Counter-Strike tattoo but It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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LOL you suck. I'm silver 1 and I play like god but if not my teammates I would be on major for 20,000,000 $ and I play better than any pro. You cannot argue with that. Checkmate , it's over. My arguments are too godlike ohhhh geeeez I'm .... gonna .... cuuum...... Well, nothing is better than sex with the best person on the world and it's me. I'm proud of myself. I have to keep it up. I'm gorgeous. Look at me. Those biceps of 24/7 non stop flicking to their heads. I can even predict rng. I can hear their crouching. I'm superman. I won with scream on touchpad. ♥♥♥♥ smokes ♥♥♥♥ gamesense . I'm machine. Knock ,knock? Who's there ? Ace. I once played in two teams and my both characters still won. deal with that. Did I say about my bicepses ? Oh yeah , deal with that. Peace yo

so theres this girl on esea, we've played a few times together.. but im so shy and virgin that im scared to pm her and ask her to facetime/skype.
she prolly thinks im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at the game and that im a complete troll virgin.

i just want to use all the experience ive gained jerking off my whole life, and be the one to mix her g fuel.. she has these beautifull addy'd out eyes. theyre just so dark and deep. i have wet dreams of her saying " theyre rushing lower "

any advice is appreciated

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)

I have tried so hard to get you to notice me but you never do. do you understand the pain I go through every day? I help you with your so called ''boyfriends'' but they always leave you. dO YOU NOT SEE. I will NEVEr leave you. I will stay by your side ALWAYS. I am different. I am a true gentleman. My father has taught me since I was a young boy how to respect women and I have spent my days practising this true art. No, I may not have a job. No, I may not have a home. No, I may not have a car. but at thirty, I can say, I am the richest person in the knowledge of how to help and protect you, as women. Every article from Vogue and Women's Weekly has taught me all I need to know. So come with me and I will show you how a true gentleman will treat you.

V 🖖 I 👁 C 🤡 K 💔 Y 😱
the 🙌 sound 📡 of 💩 her ☠️ name 🔞 makes 🤢 the 🤤 little 👯‍♂️ ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍌 cry 😭❗️❗️❗️
Hey 👋 Vicky 👩🏻, you’re 👍 so 😩 so 😜 THICCY 🍑👀👀❗️❗️
Just 😤 the 😻😻😻 thought 🤔 of 💧 being 💦around 😏 you 💯 makes ✔️ me 👶 oh 👄 so 🗣 STIFFY 😳😳😳 ‼️‼️
Hey 👋 THICCY 👩🏻🍑 won't 👁‍🗨 you 👈 please 😡explain 💬 why 😝 you 🙌 get 😎 so 💀 much ✊️enjoyment 😈 out 🅾️ of 💔 causing 📚 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆 pain 😥 ⁉️⁉️⁉️
A 🅰️ chick 🐥 who's 💯just 😩 plain 🌽 horny 😜 A 🅰️ sweet 🍫 young 👶 18 🔞 She's 👩🏻 a 🅰️ SEX 😝😝 MACHINE ⛽️⛽️ In 👇 a 🅰️ pair 👯 of 😌 tight 😏😏 black 🖤 jeans 👖👖👖 ❗️❗️❗️

AAAAAAAAAAH!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day with these STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEMES! ✋😡I’ve had it up 👆to HERE 💯with stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes! You guys 👨‍👨‍👦make me want to KILL 😩🔫MYSELF! Is that what you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ want? ❓❓For me to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILL 🔪☠MYSELF and write on my suicide note 📝"Cause of suicide: ✍Couldn’t handle all of the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes, killed myself⚰🔪"? Because that’s what it might as well ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say!🙌😤😡You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST💯 💁of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ discussion without “🚫🙅MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE ❄💨☃CHILLIN, HERE’S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?” ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STOP IT ✋✋🚫you pathetic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you are such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer 🚬that I cannot even fathom😒😩 💡how you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scumbags live your dumb gay lives.

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SAO IS THE BEST ANIME EVER!!! Did you guys know that there are some people that say "F*** This Crap its the WORST anime EVER!!" well, i think they're wrong and they dont have ANY right to say "its a piece of crap, the worst" to ANYONES work... I, Love this Anime and its my Fav. I hope there will be a SAO III cuz the anime its self is awesome! Reply "I agree" or anything like that if you agree with the first thing i said. and sorry if i used the same name as someone here, cuz i love asuna and i couldnt think of anything else :P Lol THX for reading :D


xoxo Yuuki Asuna

tl;dr

♥♥♥♥ all these anime openings from anime that are probably from light novel anime that have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bordernline white knight MC that probably was made to appeal to cringe worthy ♥♥♥♥♥ hungry 14 year old kids who think the ♥♥♥♥♥ is some goddess from Greece called Pusseliah. The kind of man you are is not determined by the amount of ♥♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥ or save. It's determined by how proud and confident you look when you stand, and how far you're willing to push yourself to get what you want. An unconditional desire to be better than you are now.

This 7 year old kid below me is weeb trash. Everyone knows soul eater = best anime. Except the ending, i refuse to talk about the ending. ♥♥♥♥ off with your "over 9000" dead meme and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "believe it" cancer from a blonde ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who wears ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SANDALS WHILE HE FIGHTS. I mean sure, the anime wasn't as good as the manga, since ♥♥♥♥♥♥ funimation didnt even get to the best part with crona trapping the kishin in the moon, but it's way better than this cancerous "frieza" ♥♥♥♥♥ who survived 50 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EPISODES of dbz, I mean, that's called dragging ♥♥♥♥ out, frieza can only stay relevant for so long before we wish this high-pitched cancer ♥♥♥♥♥♥ just died. Rest In Peace Soul Eater season 2, you will be missed.

Hi! I saw you were looking for a Boyfriend. So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

HONESTLY THIS GUY IS A REAL DOUCHE!!!! He cheated in my TF2 lobby using, AIMBOT, WALLHACKS, BHOP SCRIPTS, ETC. ETC. It honestly doesnt really matter what he used all that matters is that this guy cheats in one of my favorite games and i wont stand for this in (((MY))) community. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS AND I CANT HAVE IT. Later today im going to be contacting valve support telling them that he almost made me commit suicide with these cheats. I am filing a lawsuit against this man for risking my life for his pleasure. I would consider what hes done cyber bullying which i think is the biggest disease on the internet. VALVE PLEASE KILL THIS MAN IRL

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if you were a 90s kid you'll remember this isnt the first account he's been vacced on! ♥♥♥♥ this guy

hey bae

+rep fukced my sister

HONESTLY THIS GUY IS A REAL DOUCHE!!!! He cheated in my TF2 lobby using, AIMBOT, WALLHACKS, BHOP SCRIPTS, ETC. ETC. It honestly doesnt really matter what he used all that matters is that this guy cheats in one of my favorite games and i wont stand for this in (((MY))) community. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS AND I CANT HAVE IT. Later today im going to be contacting valve support telling them that he almost made me commit suicide with these cheats. I am filing a lawsuit against this man for risking my life for his pleasure. I would consider what hes done cyber bullying which i think is the biggest disease on the internet. VALVE PLEASE KILL THIS MAN IRL

HONESTLY THIS GUY IS A REAL DOUCHE!!!! He cheated in myCSGO lobby using, AIMBOT, WALLHACKS, BHOP SCRIPTS, NO RECOIL, SILENT AIM ETC. ETC. It honestly doesnt really matter what he used all that matters is that this guy cheats in one of my favorite games and i wont stand for this in (((MY))) community. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS AND I CANT HAVE IT. Later today im going to be contacting valve support telling them that he almost made me commit suicide with these cheats I STILL HAVE THE PILLS YOU KNOW. I am filing a lawsuit against this man for risking my life for his pleasure. I would consider what hes done cyber bullying which i think is the biggest disease on the internet. VALVE PLEASE KILL THIS MAN IRL HE ALSO BULLIED ME

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HAHAHA tied when you kicked me, I win lol

So one time i was bhopping in RL. No its not impossible trust me! Ok, so anyways, I was bhopping to school one day so I decided to take this empty road. There looked like no one was on it and I couldnt use my speed hacks to check over the hell cause I would get vaced in a second, yes real life has vac to. So I was going down this hill at full speed, then all of a sudden, I saw a mom pushing a baby in a baby stroller. I couldnt stop so I one deag the baby in the air then made it over the stroller barley and some how kept my bhop going all the way to school. The saddest part is I never was recording

i still love u2

i can