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SAL LAAT HY MY VOL ♥♥♥ <3

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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+rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife whilst playing this game

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This man will actually ♥♥♥♥ your wife whilst playing this game.

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Signed by GODBRZ <3

All right, well, it's been a while since I've told this story so pull up a chair. First of all, his name was actually Coen Mouton, he played for DIAF (Die in a Fire). He just showed up on the scene at a random Potch LAN that I worked at one day. I remember the first time this kid walked into the place. I say walked but I swear it kind of looked like he was floating on air. He was wearing this weirdass grey gui and sandals. His eyes looked like they were burning red but you could tell it was from no sleep and too much CRT. He didn't really 'talk' so much as he communicated through a series of facial expressions. Anyway, this kid walks over to the counter, buys an all-day pass, 4 cans of ice tea, and looks directly at me and says (and I say 'says' but I swear he didn't actually use words) "Valar Morghulis". Well this was weird as ♥♥♥♥, but he ended up winning the LAN by himself.

Hy ruik soos poefies, en hy is alright in cs. +rep

I hate you bro. Not drinking with you again.

He's just a guy. One freaking phenomenal guy.

+rep. Best f(_) cking f/-\g GE EZ

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+rep - Definitely going to fail final year. Can't even write object detection software. #lame

+rep - Glad I found someone who is also gay and not afraid to admit it! <3

+Rep Good Guy -Rep Bad player

After a good game of CSGO I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, and he tried to unbuckle my belt. I punched him and asked him to leave. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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