Recent reviews by 【DaleGribble ゴブリン】

Great game. Didn't think I'd dump so much time into it but it kept me coming back.

I was killed and teabagged by 4 angry gentlemen. Halo is back.

People don't call me a f***** as much as they do in DOTA, so I guess this game is cool.

Hey there scrub! Put that copy of (insert newest Call of Duty title here) down before I shove my zaphander up your a** and slice off you little pencil d*ck! Your days of being a casul gamer are finally over because Dark Souls II is here! No longer can you just run through guns-a-blazing because you WILL die a horrible painful death. This game will test your intelligence(not the stat, idiot), reaction time, your trigger fingers, and your very sanity. This game will murder you, make you cry, and ram every sharp and painful object up your a**, but if you can manage to get past all of this, then maybe, JUST MAYBE, you may be ready. The ability to become a not-casul is in your hands scrub. Now look down; see that giant pillar of flesh that used to be your little pencil d*ck? This is what Dark Souls will do to you. Get ready to be a casul no more.


WARNING: DARK SOULS 2 AND OTHER DARK SOULS PRODUCTS MAY CAUSE ANGER, HATE, SUFFERING, SELF LOATHING, DISLIKE OF PEOPLE DRESSED IN RED, DISLIKE OF PEOPLE DRESSED IN BLUE, RAGING ERECTIONS, BROKEN SPIRITS, INTERNAL BLEEDING, A** CANCER, BAD HYGIENE, ANTISOCIAL PERSONALITY DISORDER, AVOIDANT PERSONALITY DISORDER, SCHIZOID PERSONALITY DISORDER, UNHEALTY AMOUNTS OF SUN PRAISING(420 PRAISE IT ♥♥♥) AND DEATH. IF YOU ARE SUFFERING OR IF YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM ANY OF THES SYMPTOMS, THEN GIT GUD AND START ROLLING YOU FILTHY CASUL. USE OF DARK SOULS 2 AND OTHER DARK SOULS PRODUCTS IS NOT RECOMMENDED IF YOU ARE ELDERLY, PREGNANT, OR CASUL.

Are you tired of being a f**king scrub-gamer who enjoys having victory after cr*ppy victory handed to you on a silver platter? Are you tired of having to prove your battle prowess with countless perfect 360 fakey-fakey laddershot no-scopes? Do you ever look for something better in life? Well look no further, because I have the motherf**king game for you! Dark Souls, ladies and gentlemen, is a game which will test your reaction time, your perserverance, and you very f**king sanity! No longer will you ever have to worry about a game being too easy; no longer will you have to worry about your social life; no longer will you have to worry about "getting it up" because this game is hard, time consuming, and it will made you little pencil d*ck the size of a f**king oak tree! So remember dear consumer, if you are ever looking for more in life, look no further, because Dark Souls is here for you!

WARNING: DARK SOULS AND OTHER DARK SOULS PRODUCTS MAY CAUSE ANGER, HATE, SUFFERING, INSANITY, RAGING ERECTIONS, DIARRHEA, INTERNAL BLEEDING, UNHEALTHY AMOUNTS OF SUN-PRAISING(PRAISE IT ♥♥♥), HATERED OF PEOPLE DRESSED IN RED, BRAIN ANEURYSMS, A**-CANCER, BLEEDING EYES, ANTISOCIAL PERSONALITY DISORDER, AVOIDANT PERSONALITY DISORDER, SCHIZOID PERSONALITY DISORDER, AND DEATH. IF YOU ARE SUFFERING OR IF YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM ANY OF THESE SYMPTOMS, THEN GET GOOD SCRUB, AND START ROLLING.