Dear SwankTheTank,

This is my formal complaint. Your confidence is a public nuisance, your name is a flex disguised as a signature, and your unbothered energy is wildly inconsiderate. You cruise through problems like physics took the day off, leaving the rest of us to wrestle consequences. It’s irritating how memorable you are—popping up uninvited, lingering longer than welcome. So no, this isn’t admiration. It’s an eye-roll in paragraph form. Please consider dialing the swank down to a reasonable level. Or don’t. I’ll still be annoyed.


With sincere displeasure,

-Bubbert

So... Hey, I was thinking. I know we don't know each other personally, but I was thinking we have a lot in common ha ha. Y'know we could go eat dinner sometime and we could kiss under the moonlight. What I'm trying to say here is... I really really like you, Andy, and I think that we should go out we could be the cutest couple on Obese Games and/or the entire internet for that matter.

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yoyoyo mate, add me ^^