Story time : ‍♀so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish and my headphones got unplugged :weary: :weary: and it played bad guy out loud so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls were completely vibing to it and they were like slayyyyysisterrr and i was gonna say something back when a boy approached me and said "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" and i was SHOOK and completely flipped the F OUT i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachell and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful and then she left and i was so

what the ♥♥♥♥ kiki cchi

racist

he killed my dog, stole hundreds of dollars, tried to kill my parents, but hes pretty good at a couple games sometime overall kinda mid

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Story time : ‍♀so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish and my headphones got unplugged :weary: :weary: and it played bad guy out loud so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls were completely vibing to it and they were like slayyyyysisterrr and i was gonna say something back when a boy approached me and said "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" and i was SHOOK and completely flipped the F OUT i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachell and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful and then she left and i was so

inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan well i wasn't going to let blasphemy :rage: :rage: go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billieshe said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls" but then i felt an evil force rising it was xxxtentacion :astonished: :astonished: he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"and then allah and X fought and of course allah won :wink: :wink: and spread World peace so anyway that's the TEA sisters stay tuned for my fenti beauty giveaway and remember praise allah everyda

Mango please message me back. As it has come to my concern that your mother is currently being done in bed. It's worrying and funny.

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him in the face. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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the great saylor has now signed your profile you can feel honored now - Sir Saylor the IIIrd