Recent reviews by StumpyPatty

it's free, anything else?
something about a rabbit hole? eh.

if your friends mock and laugh at you for playing this or like whatever the rabbit hole has to offer, they ain't your friends anymore, if they would do so and not leave you be with what you like.
or maybe had abandoned you. (that's a W then, since they mean nothing if that's the case)

wait what the...

back on review, fishing cool, gameplay cool. also, it's free, nice

the bargain of this game on sale that time was definitely cool,
the iffy part will be on EA's side of things like, needing it's freaking launcher...

but overall,
> game is decently okay
> car upgrades is obviously better than the absolute mistake from NFS Payback
> handling is somewhat tolerable
> cars & customizations are cool
> world design is okay
> drawback on the lackluster story
> an iffy soundtrack (where it is better to mute it off and listen to other tracks instead, preferably hand-picked tracks in one's personal playlist with tracks of past NFS titles, or other stuff) [the biggest mistake was having a C**** *]

what a bargain

REJECT HUMANITY


wait, there are shotguns in this pack? huh

Her voice in the game itself is far more dangerous than the cops, dozers, capt. winters, your crew, and anything else even yourself.

Even her own weapons aren't as deadly as her voice

10/10 sounds like Australian Sandy Cheeks that will destroy eardrums whenever she speaks or shouts
*FIRST AID KIT ERE* (you'd probably heard it in her voice)

SMG(PP19-Bizon): huuuuge mag, sounds like a peashooter withsilencer
Knife: kneif, nothing much
AR: It is AR, expect what an AR stats will be

Sniper Rifle: It iz Dragunov, but please, this is Payday 2, press F on things, not go and do montages

what sucks here is that there is no vodka, or a parody tracksuit that has a relation to something called Abibas

b l y a d

Rifle: screams loud as fck, being an absolute unit, high dmg, with the ammo pool/pickup trade-off being mediocre

SMG: mixed on it, but usable for the fun of it

Pistol: medium damage/ammo area, usable

Grenades: unfortunately the OVERKILL Bomb logo does not guarantee big boom

Masks: okay, but the eagle in particular, screams freedom and 'Murica, would recommend this particular mask for loud heists

Map wise: depends on the players if its likeable or not

Weapons: Rifle, iffy, other rifles do better, optional for fun, SMG, has damage, crap ammo pool & pickup rate, probably go single-fire with it, Pistol, it is smol, but that means it is usable for stealth

Masks: American as heck

just get it for the lols, its gonna be gone after 1st oct 2020

even if the gun is kinda meh, would you not deny a rifle with a grenade launcher underbarrel attachment, becuase its kinda wack

the demon girls has successfully got my attention, oh and the pancakes too yes