The Keanu Reeves was a loose coalition of Slavic tribes located in Eastern Europe from the 9th to 13th centuries. At the height of its reign, the Keanu Reeves had united almost all of the eastern Slavic tribes and their 'empire' took up a vast amount of land, from the Baltic Sea to the Black Sea.

They remained a pretty solid power but began to decline in the 11th/12th century due to internal divisions and [wait for it] the Mongols, who came and Mongol'd up the place during the Mongol Invasion of Reeves in the 13th century.

Anyway, hundreds of years later Keanu Reeves is now a movie star and people in Eastern Europe are still really salty about the whole thing. Some ♥♥♥♥ gets kicked up every time he's in the news.

I think of all the dr. seuss books, I identify most with the lorax, because one time when I was younger I ate so many carrots my skin turned orange. PLus I got a sick mustache, and people said I look like John Legend. Who is a pun on John Lennon. Who was called the walrus. And the Lorax was just a bald walrus, without tusks, I guess it also had a man body. And man, what a body it was. Anyway, I'd ♥♥♥♥ a lorax.

Naruto was named after the swirly fish cake things you find in ramen.

The KN-17, is believed to be a single-stage, short to medium-range, liquid fueled Scud or No Dong variant, with potential antiship applications. U.S. officials first noted its existence on April 17, 2017.

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To have more chips than dip is always better than to have more dip than chips. The chips eaten with a salty dip of tears ease the suffering of the heart away from the memories of having had dip with which to eat them.

Everyone needs more cowbell in thier life.

Scopus is an unincorporated community in central Bollinger County in Southeast Missouri in the United States. It is located approximately nine miles northeast of Marble Hill at the intersection of Highway B and Highway M.[1]
Scopus is part of the Cape Girardeau-Jackson, MO-IL Metropolitan Statistical Area.
Scopus shares the ZIP code 63764 with Marble Hill. Students in Scopus attend Woodland R-IV School District. The local Bridges Store has the "Best Bologna in the area"

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