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me when da gloop go off: based

Well eating your own babies is cruel cause it's your own. If it's another's babies that's probably fine. Though I expect this to be taken out of context to say I'm supporting canabalism of babies which I don't since that leads to less people working

Sometimes when i see minecraft chicks i imagine being at the mall with them and we're walking and i need to tie my shoe, but i have a frappe in my hand, and then i just place the drink on top of her flat head. idk why, i imagine just a blocky minecraft lady with a drink on her flat head and my heart goes crazy. its really hot to me how i am basically dating a nightstand that follows me around, mmf, i can put like a book on there or mmmmmf

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I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

Cummy I want you to fill my booty with your pecker juices ooooh cummy yes please daddy! Cummy in my tummy!

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When I was about 13 or 14, I jizzed on a pizza by mistake while masturbating in its direction, with my parents and siblings upstairs. I just masturbated in the kitchen then suddenly I had to ♥♥♥. I tried to make it to the bathroom so I could jizz on the mirror or something, but then I fell dongfirst into the pizza box, and came all over it. I suddenly realized I had came on the pizza my family was going to eat so very quickly I took some bleach wipes and wiped down the pizza, I told my parents I couldn't eat due to being full, and they ate the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pizza o_O The next day or so, my mother announced she was pregnant, and gave birth to my brother (who has mental problems) nine months later. Do you think I impregnated my mother, or is it just some freak coincidence? Please tell me, I've been haunted for over 3 years now.

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Yo dude, im interested in joining ur clan. Some facts about me.- Im really active all the time, I play CSGO good, Im friendly, Im a good teamate. Waiting 4 your response! Thanks

Tell plat that GFOR = war with GCAE