I found this username written inside a FedEx long rail Trailer.

+rep Elden Lord

Thanks! 100% of Dark Souls is no joke too (that horrible Channelers's Trident drop rate), so fine work!

brainless rune arc'd grace '''''''duelist''''''' who likes to heal when he gets his ass whipped. Then start using a flaming strike godskin stitcher while lagging out of his mind. Avoid this jackass at all cost.

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DS2 Missed Connections

It was a dark, cold night on the old rope bridge when i saw you. Skin that shimmered like a Brightbug, and your hair was as green as the Poison Moss i had in my Dragontooth "tobacco" pipe. Maybe it was the Dung Piles i had been throwing in previous duels, but you made me weak in the Feline Boots. I should have gotten my Kings Mirror out, so you could see why those butch pigtails got me so hot and bothered. The way you caressed that sticky Pine Resin on Yorghs Spear and motioned "I won't bite." It made me feel dirty...like singing Def Leppards "Pour Some Sugar on Me" in the shower while rubbing one out, kind of dirty. So i casually walked up and powerstanced to Bonefist you free of your Penal Cuff shackles as you wag your finger "No way," and rolled behind me. You shoved Yorghs Spear so far up my a**, I'll be sh***** Awestones for months. It was a night I'll never forget. xoxoxo

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