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yo just want to let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ concrete, and I strangle the life out of you, pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you.

This is for you.💕Read till the end, it's adorable. I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.When I asked "why" the angel said "Angels don't watch over angles" 😇 Twenty angles are in your world.Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one is reading this message.God has seen you struggling with some things and God says it's over.🏻 A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this to 14 friends,including me If I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love 💕 will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested and God is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God drop everything and pass it on TOMORROW Will Be The Best Day Of Your Life. 🐇 DON'T BREAK THIS.SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES IT'S NOT THAT HARD. don't forget, NO GROUP CHATS

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yo just want to let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ concrete, and I strangle the life out of you, pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you.

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I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo. I live here with my old zookeeper and banana, Big Yellow. Everything in here has a heart and a mind. One thing I've learned after 17 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come over that fence.

I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.

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yo just want to let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ concrete, and I strangle the life out of you, pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you.

You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes memes seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the memes. They just pass it off as just another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that was made by some edgy ♥♥♥♥ in his basement, waiting for his mom to bring him chicken tendies. These people are wrong. Memes are made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each one is carefully and delicately crafted to get the most amount of karma on Reddit. I'm led to believe that maybe even Albert Einstein made a meme. Now, I am not talking about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Facebook memes that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, Berny Snaders' page. They lack a soul. I only speak of 4Chan memes and the like. Things like dank pepe, dat boi (o ♥♥♥♥ waddup) and troll faces. These types of memes deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are art.

I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.

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im an illegal fetus and just descoverd copypasterino.me, i am now addicted to these dank memes and cannot continue life without this lovely dank website. I now sexually identify as this very website. I have printed out the html of this website onto paper and blended them up with my hentai anime books and multiple donald trump memes in my dank nutri-ninja blender and then poured it into a syringe and injected it directly into my genital area. I will continue doing this untill i am this website we all spent countless hours on. Plz like to support my belief on becoming this website by liking. By liking you will create the dankest memes from now on and will be instantly famous on our beloved website 9gag witch i had recently failed to inject the html code into my cat, who sadly past away because there were impure memes in the html, It was cancerous. <3 R.I.P FaZeRainTheCat. we will never forget.

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I sexually identify as a turret. Ever since I became a hero I dreamed of anchoring myself near a chokepoint, unloading drums upon drums of depleted uranium shells into my opponents. People say that being a Bastion main is inhumaine, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon installing a minigun and tracks on my body. From now on I want you guys to respect my right to get a play of the game every single time. If you can't accept me, you're a robophobe and should check your hero privelege.

don't call me nerd, nerd. Your memes may be fresh, juicy, some may even call them scrumptious. but anyone who has tasted my memes knows that there are just some things you can't learn just from doing them. I was born into this world knowing how to meme while I sleep, while I dream, and while I play violent video games on the best system, the Nintendo DSi. That's something they can't teach in school. Speaking of school, I have masters degrees in Chemistry, Anthropology, Music Theory, and Spanish. Como estas, ♥♥♥♥♥. all of my studies were devoted to the formation and history of memes (spoken and written) in the Americas. I was awarded my Doctorate in 3rd Degree Memeology this past year, so you know I'm on my game. step off, "nerd."

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Im so sorry im going to hype you that hard.. http://youtu.be/bcuFtpOurrk

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I sexually Identify as a steel beam. Ever since 9/11 I dreamed of getting drawn closer and closer to my melting point by jet fuel under the Twin Tower letting them drop on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a steel beam is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install steel beams and jet fuel on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Steel Beam” and respect my right to not melt by jet fuel and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a steeliphobe and need to check your metalical privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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