Recent reviews by Strider_9000

Super short (30 minutes), easy, 3 weapons, double jump, amusing cut scenes, actually pretty fun and well worth $2.

I feel like a drowning VHS tape having a final nightmare hallucination before moving on to that big VCR in the sky. Love it.

I just lost my entire evening to this little game. You have been warned.

This game has gotten me in the mood to watch the prequels again, and *maybe* even the sequels. Astonishing accomplishment. Multiplayer may be a little too hectic for me to play long term, but the campaign was actually pretty good Star Wars and very fun. Haven't gotten the boys together for the AI co-op missions yet, but I imagine those will be great too. In a world where I've become mostly jaded by the Star Wars I.P., this game piqued my interest again. Well done.

You'll feel like a fetus at Planned Parenthood with all the spawn killing going on, but other than that it's pretty OK.

Stunningly beautiful graphics, very much a walking simulator sprinkled with a few puzzles (1 extremely hard and annoying that I had to resort to looking up a guide) and some sparse, clunky combat. Very short. Narrative is mostly left up to your imagination and how you can parse out details and meaning, or really just how you "feel" about it. Even though I enjoyed it, I can't think of many that I would *recommend* it to.

Unbreak the matchmaking you just broke and I will unthumb down the game I just thumbed down.

I have no clue how to review this, but I completed it, and I like it.

I love Resident Evil, especially the old clunky ones, but this one has so much jank (like saying 'checkpoint reached' and/or game saved, but when you load back in guess what, you're back at the beginning of the chapter...) I rage quit, uninstalled, and will just watch someone else suffer through it on YT.

It's nice to finally have reliable help in quick play now...