+rep Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again

listen 'ere Fredrik, 'ow can i be a racialist if i luved ngubu like me own son when 'e scored that belter of a goal for Yorkshire FC? thas what i thought - darren from the local x

ow am i a rathist if nicky cambell from bbc five live had me on and i sed nuffink ray-ray live on radio (we were talking about a racially neutral topic) check mate lefties, suck on my ♥♥♥♥♥ ya <redacted> enabling <redacted> i bet your group is funded by <redacted> you utter <redacted> can't make it clearer than that you <redacted> simple as - big dave x

You can be an ugly baby and everyone goes awww innit nice? There was some women in a cafe the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down with her mate and she was talkin' loudly goin' on about oh the baby's lovely. They said it's got, er, lovely big eyes, er, really big hands and feet. Now that doesn't sound like a nice baby to me. I felt like sayin' it sounds like a frog. But I thought I dont know her, there's only so much you can say to a stranger. I dont know what kept me from sayin' it. - Karl Pilkington 2007

Never disrespect again, I’ll have u know I’ve got 10 years army experience and I am trained with the bullet bangers dat shoot out deh metal killin shots. Dnt say nuffin to me no more about bad stuff or else you will feel the full force of my varied combat training upon you sonny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jim

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