Recent reviews by Big Fad Monke

Gotta catch 'em all

I spent enough time on this game to realise one thing. Using an axe actually makes you gay. I swear I am not joking. I main teros and everytime i equip axe i want to kiss that big mouth of my uncle John.
D o N o t U s e A x e

Human skin good

A world where you were born to suffer, the only way you can become stronger is to get punched thousand times, get up, and repeat it again. Best of the best games for people who want to develop anger issues.

beautifull dirty minded game with noooooo intention to frustrate u

The game is awesome, what else to say?! The graphics in this game are like a real world (sometimes even better), the story itself is one of the best i have seen, mainly with the options u as a pilgrim can make. But theres one catch, i myself was really into the dying light world, the first game was one of the best expiriences i have had a chance to live through, and by that im kinda dissapointed in the way they made the mechanics and how they went another way from the first game, there were bugs, some was rather funny, some was not that annoying, but they were not an intention, they were mistake, the mechanic on the other side was intentional and i feel like they didnt gave it enough time and work, they broke the chains of what u as a character could do. In the first one, u were high trained soldier who clearly knew how to move. In the second one u are superman, climb around wall like nothing happened, jumping 20ft into the air by running on a zombie. climbing a horizontal wall that is 300ft long (u can really do it), for the people who were planning on playing the absolutely same game but with other story im sad to say this isnt it. Though dont take it as a bad thing, i must say the introduction to paraglide and access to swing like a monke was really a fun time (for me). in other words this game IS good, but the mechanic side isnt...

despite the old graphics, it was really nice story and i actually was really astonished about the fact that playing it was scary for me not bcs someone was following me but because i was actually alone and when the end came i was actually reliefed, its really nice thing to talk about with friends, u dont really know if the things the character says are real or hes so alone he got mad, and dont know why but author of the game really likes moons :D