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70.8 hrs on record (26.7 hrs at review time)
The Great Magnificence of the Pale-Walker
Citizen, if your Limbic System is screaming for a reason to keep the motor running, look no further. Disco Elysium isn’t just a "game"—it’s a total Conceptualization of the human wreck, a psychedelic dive into the Pale that somehow brings you back more whole than when you left.

The Internal Empire of the Soul
The writing here is pure electro-chemistry. It doesn't just tell a story; it performs a high-velocity autopsy on your psyche. You aren't just playing a detective; you are a vibrating mass of Ancient Reptilian Brain impulses and Volition, trying to solve a murder while your own necktie tries to convince you to commit professional suicide. It’s a Magnesium dream for the disco-heart.

Why It Hits the Spirit
The World-Building: Revachol is a city of ghosts and Inland Empire vibes. Every street corner feels like a memory you haven't had yet.

The Dialogue: It’s a rhythmic, poetic sprawl. It captures the Communist yearning, the Moralist boredom, and the Ultraliberal grind with equal parts soul and cynicism.

The Skill System: Your thoughts are your party members. They argue, they lie to you, and occasionally, they provide the Logic needed to see through the fog.

The Final Verdict
This is a work of Hardcore art. It’s for the lost, the drunk, the amnesiacs, and the dreamers who believe that even in the face of the encroaching Pale, we can still dance. It asks you: What kind of animal are you? And then it gives you the freedom to be the most magnificent disaster possible.

"Sunrise, Parabellum. Everything is still ahead of you, even if the world is ending."
Posted 14 December, 2025.
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4.5 hrs on record
When I started the game :D

When I finished the game D:
Posted 6 January, 2025.
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66.6 hrs on record (63.9 hrs at review time)
I will leave the cat here, so that everybody who passes by can pet it and give it a thumbs up and awards.
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Posted 16 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
108.2 hrs on record (77.8 hrs at review time)
One of the most immersive, if not the most, and realistic medieval RPG
Posted 14 June, 2024.
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221.1 hrs on record (187.0 hrs at review time)
wait-in-pre-game-load simulator
Posted 9 July, 2023.
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7.0 hrs on record
“War does not determine who is right — only who is left.”
Posted 26 May, 2023.
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158.1 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Sea, cannon, and pirates
Posted 1 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.3 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Yes
Posted 24 July, 2020. Last edited 27 July, 2020.
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0.0 hrs on record
good
Posted 22 February, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
921.9 hrs on record (98.9 hrs at review time)
Spawn kill someone = GOOD
Getting spawn killed = BAD
CQE CQE CQE CQE CQE
Posted 5 November, 2019. Last edited 27 November, 2019.
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