Recent reviews by Steel Cheeks

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Easily one of the best games I have played. Going to be a forever game for me!

All my childhood memories have returned.

I cannot even play the game. I get a system integrity error and cannot get through a full game. I have no other applications open and it still doesn't work. Fix this ♥♥♥♥.

---{ Graphics }---
❌ You forget what reality is
❌ Beautiful
❌ Good
✅ Decent
❌ Bad
❌ Don‘t look too long at it
❌ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
✅ Very good
❌ Good
❌ It's just gameplay
❌ Mehh
❌ Watch paint dry instead
❌ Jake Paul’s content

---{ Audio }---
❌ Eargasm
✅ Very good
❌ Good
❌ Not too bad
❌ Bad
❌ Jake Paul’s music

---{ Audience }---
❌ Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
❌ Grandma
❌ Bucky Barnes

---{ PC Requirements }---
❌ Check if you can run ms paint
❌Potato
✅ Decent
✅ Fast
❌ Rich boi
❌ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
❌ Just press 'W'
❌ Easy
✅ Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌ Significant brain usage
❌ Difficult
❌ Elden Ring/Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
❌ Nothing to grind
✅ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
❌ Isn't necessary to progress
❌ Average grind level
❌ Too much grind
❌ MW 2019 Damascus Camo grind

---{ Story }---
✅ No Story
❌ Some lore
❌ Average
❌ Good
❌ Lovely
❌ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
❌ Long enough for a cup of coffee
❌ Short
✅ Average
❌ Long
❌ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
✅ It's free!
❌ Worth the price
❌ If it's on sale
❌ If u have some spare money left
❌ Not recommended
❌ You could also just burn your money
❌ You need 50% of Elon Musk’s wealth

---{ Bugs }---
❌ Never heard of
❌ Minor bugs
✅ Can get annoying
❌ ARK: Survival Evolved
❌ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
❌ Cyberpunk 2077 before patch

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