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Game sucks

Most fun/most immersion I've had in an RPG for years.

It's pretty good

Very good very nice

I liked this game as a little kid, but I quit after two hours playing it now. The combat sucks, and the dialogue is godawful and unskippable.

There's not enough survival, combat, or story to make it interesting. There's only one enemy, wolves. Only one character, an old man who you do a simple fetch quest for. The wolves die in one hit, and if you kill two in quick succession the narrator repeats the same line twice. This is basically a walking simulator like Everyone's Gone to the Rapture, or The Vanishing of Ethan Carter, with the latter actually being a good game, or so I've heard.

In 64 bit mode the mouse works but the game crashes after the first cutscene.
In 32 bit mode the mouse doesn't work and I can't make it past the tutorial.
Controller might work, but it's a first person shooter so it's unplayable with a controller.
I heard that mouse only doesn't work in Windows 8.1, so if you have Windows 7 or Windows 10 I recommend you get this game, it's one of the best shooters ever, albeit low on the list. Maybe 50th best shooter of all time. Hey, that's a big accomplishment.

>Try to find a multiplayer match
>32 minutes before I give up
>Banned or kicked from every server I join
>Join teamspeak of one server I was banned from
>Read the rules: Basically no having fun.
>Can't start WW2 until 1939
>No using nukes until 1945
>Only America can have nukes
>No countries that didn't fight in WW2 allowed
>No countries that instantly lost in WW2 allowed (Poland, Austria, Czechoslovakia)
>Soviet union needs to do Molotov Ribbentrop pact
>Everything needs to be completely historically accurate
>WW2 weeaboos like the idea that Germany would have totally won but the soviet union and America just got lucky so the game is unbalanced/the rules are set against the allies
>"Game will be 7+ hours" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ these people actually have no life. Like I'm an understanding person but there's something wrong with you if you sit at your computer for that long. Like the most I'd be willing to accept would be 4 hours in a row, with maybe like 8 total hours on the weekend.
>Am banned from server for trying to read the rules
Might have been banned for not playing multiplayer
By the way, they mentioned that these rules are on most of the servers and that I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for not knowing.
The whole point of this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alternate history and "what would happen"
I pray for the people who play this game's multiplayer, Jesus will help them one day.

I know it's been like three years, and I have over 100 hours, but I want a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ refund.

This used to be my favorite ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and the mentally retarded devs ruined it. I wish I owned a physical copy so I could microwave then piss on it.

Reasons why it sucks:
Schofield is nerfed to uselessness
Mare's leg is still OP
They removed gentleman bonus
They removed doubleshot from shotgun
They removed shotgun from red boxes
You have to spend money to buy weapons
Community is garbage now
Portable health thing that lets people be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pocket medic'd, when you kill the "medic" they just respawn and their 4 camping team mates kill you.
You can both heal and shoot at the same time.
Enemies take 3 hits to kill but I get killed in 2 somehow. Everytime without fail I get 49+49 damage while they get 50 or 51.
Its hard to tell which weapon youre buying since you have to click a number on the keyboard and theres a 75% chance youll click the wrong thing.