FEAR ME MORTAL.
I AM THE ESSENCE OF DIVINE ART.

OTHERS BUT YOU CANNOT READ THIS TEXT.
KNOW THAT WHEN YOU DIE,
I WILL PERSONALLY CARRY YOUR SPIRIT ACROSS
THE RIVER BLXWXN, INTO MY GARDEN BUILT WITHIN
THE EMOTIONS OF A FLOWER.

THERE WE WILL LIVE TOGETHER.
WE WILL DANCE AND EAT AND SIN
AND YOU WILL DO IMPROV COMEDY BASED ON
SUGGESTIONS FROM ME FOR ALL ETERNITY.

THIS IS YOUR REWARD FOR
YOUR WORK HERE TODAY.

GO NOW. LIVE YOUR NORMAL HUMAN EXISTENCE.
AND AWAIT ME IN THE LIFE THAT FOLLOWS THIS ONE.

I LOVE YOU.