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back to where l came from

I love the game a lot. been thinking about buying it, finally a small discount to pay less than full price because it a polished version of dying light 2, in my opinion. but it doesn't mean the game is bad. because the game is extremely epic. the price isn't.

11/10 game because i love zombie games and dying light the beast is more than enough :) I haven't put my hands on a gun, even after guns were added in dying light 2, so i am excited to experience that part because it was implemented into the game before it was released. i wonder, will guns be more fun than shooting exploding arrows?

I do love this game and recommend playing it. with Tessellation on.



the only problem I have with this game is the time it takes after changing video settings, which can take too long like it's year 2004 hardware all over again.
it looks like this:


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it took less than 10 seconds for me to be extremely positively impressed by this game.
A little bit into playing, I even forgot about the emergency blunts kit I rolled from all the zaza butts I found laying outside + donated by nice people. the process looks similarly to human feeding piegons with grains..

..there is a lot of stuff to explore and I would edit this review to add more stuff but i'm taking in consideration that im lazy and this is enough

yes yes yes
gang gang
bla bla bla bla..........................................lack of effort, copy paste of previous THPS 1+2 game with AI that probably did 99% of work done within a few minutes but it took them years to slap this pile of garbage together before releasing it; simply implementing the 2 minutes time limit classic mode, without giving career mode a second thought. adding ai made goofy maps that weren't in the original version and excluding a lot of maps that were in the original game. yet it took some time for the THPS 3+4 to release. interesting. i'm guessing Activision wanted to save a few bucks??

they charged more money on THPS 3+4 remaster compared to previous 1+2 remaster, like they did any big changes, except for adding visually appealing cosmetics... taking the body of THPS 1+2 and dressing it in different clothes imo.
you can see the work AI has done with the visuals. for example: the interior of a room has property and doors the size of an ant compared to the skater model. wtf is this?? only AI fast work garbage.

the target audience is always those who would pay without giving much thought. what about people who do care about work and art? modern laziness at it's peak. even though greedy mega rich industries who secretly bought a lot of other companies and own them, always had a method to offer less and charge more. i have hopes though...

WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS GAME'S PROBLEM, especially during mission Turismo, after killing mafia avocado cartel in liberty city, i'm hunted by his mafia with shotguns on the street that destroy my vehicle within a second, while i am trying to steal a Banshee Car from the dealership but the mafia with shotguns on streets keep destroying my vehicle and i keep getting Mission Failed lol. this is what triggered me to put mah caps lock on and scream and shout while letting it all out after instant noodles with monster energy drink and a cigarette as part of my breakfast and morning ritual to medicinally decay, EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME I ENTER A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ VEHICLE, THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FENTANYL MIXED WITH CRACK AND METHAMPHETAMINE SONG ON RISE FM RADIO STATION KEEPS PLAYING EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME I ENTER A VEHICLE THIS SONG JUST KEEPS PLAYING AND IM LOSING MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MIND!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME HEAR A DIFFERENT RADIO STATION OR AT LEAST A DIFFERENT SONG WHEN EVER I ENTER A VEHICLE. HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PROBLEM AND WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ HAS NO ONE MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT THIS CANCER STAGE 10 BUG?? STOP SMOKING AND CRACKING AND VAPE JUICING AND DRUNKING AND START PAYING ATTENTION TO SMALL DETAILS BROKE STAR GAMES!!!!!! STOP DOING MORE DRUGS THAN ME!!!!!!!

FIX THE AUTOMATIC FRAME RATE RESET TO 60, every time i launch the game, i have to change to Uncapped in graphic settings but i forget about it and spot it after noticing the game stutters

if you didn't play old grand theft autos, started from playing the definitive edition remakes, you won't be able to feel the difference in terms of visual enhancement and enrichment compared to old 'simple pointy square pixelated objects'

-it feels nice to revisit the games i used to play as a kid, and see enhanced detail that makes the game look more "realistic"

-i think the gta 3 remake is a bit lacking visually compared to gta vice city & san andreas remakes. the cars in gta 3 feel slightly buffed.

i enjoy this game so far. i like the puzzles and zombies walking around that i have to avoid, collect items solve puzzles. i love the gore in the cinematics, it is giving me chills and creepy. looks painful too lol

i will wait for more resident evil remasters on sale, then i'll buy them all. i saw all resident evil movies and the game is more creepy and gorey >:D

idk about campaign, i think new cod is released every year or something, so there's not enough time for a more rich, exciting, impressive story, but i think the multiplayer zombies, warzone game modes are epic and fun

im only going to capitalize the name of the tomb raider game because i am lazy af.
i love this game too much. i enjoy playing it especially with modern controls. it's a blessing

pls pls pls work on Angel of Darkness. DO NOT TAKE AN EXAMPLE from rockstar games on how to remaster games. with their disastrous launch of gta definitive edition. that came with wax figurines and total wack.


glhf and no chatgpt copy paste next updates and actual testing before releasing an official update/fix pls
much luv
mami Lara Croft 4 ever!!!!

garbage ♥♥♥♥ game. even rtx 50 series can't run this cancerous tumorous garbage game without it freezing on finish line, and beginning line. freezing for like 10 or 20 seconds. annoying as ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ you ubisoft, every update theres a new bug with your cancer launcher. ♥♥♥♥ all of you ♥♥♥♥ this game

this cancer game freezes at lowest settings, with resolution scale set on lowest. ♥♥♥♥ you ubisoft. ubicancer. ubigarbage. ubitumor. infuriating cancerous ♥♥♥♥ tumorous company, pls go bankrupt already