Recent reviews by Static Frequency

This game is a constant barrage of questionable design choices, gametime padding, and painful mechanics designed to push you towards hemorrhaging money into their P2W mechanics.

Dying to poorly designed bosses? Just spend $20 for an extra estus flask!
Moving barrels and opening doors? Hope you enjoy spending the next 7 seconds staring at an animation!
Want to aim your bow? No, no, you're not good enough for that! Let the auto aim point you at the nearest enemy instead of the explosive barrel you wanted!
Want to turn off auto-aim or turn on toggle-sprint? N-no, we didn't think of that. But hey, we've got the cash shop working!

This game could have been SO good. But the CONSTANT headaches from the devs' choices keep making me question why I'm wasting my time on it. That's BEFORE I get to the miserable AI chatbot integration that makes the "Friendship" minigame an absolute slogfest.

You're better off burning your money for warmth than giving these devs a single dollar.