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googoogaga29 19 Nov, 2025 @ 5:00pm 
Squire Timmy wasn’t just another Mordhau player — he was the name everyone recognized. You’d load into a match, see Squire Timmy on the enemy team, and instantly know your frontline was about to collapse.

His footwork? Untouchable.
His drags? Inhuman.
His stamina management? People swore he had a hidden perk no one else could access.

And his bow skills… if Squire Timmy pulled out a hunting bow, the battlefield turned into a highlight reel.

Some people even argue he shifted the meta — that half the current playstyles came from players trying (and failing) to imitate him.

Scroll far enough and you’ll find the classic comment everyone repeats:

“There are good players, there are great players, and then there’s Squire Timmy.”

No drama. No curse.
Just a straight-up Mordhau legend whose name still echoes through the game.
TheBaconKing 2 May, 2025 @ 1:24pm 
-rep cs cheater
Lil Pig(Muted)(Chud) 25 Jan, 2025 @ 4:01pm 
kinda jewish
Purity 11 Dec, 2024 @ 12:09am 
those who
Purity 29 Mar, 2024 @ 12:38pm 
i'm so zesty rn
googoogaga29 7 Mar, 2024 @ 9:00pm 
and successfully traded ancient salted dried mammoth cheeks for 225 gold and 0.00445 mL of banana OG cartnite 🙏🙏🙏
googoogaga29 7 Mar, 2024 @ 8:57pm 
+rep tutored me with calculus 495, fast and friendly super reliable thought me basic mordhau fencing techniques
plays with Super and sniper072 5 Mar, 2024 @ 11:22pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see HELLDIVERS™ playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a HELLDIVER™ thing honestly im like really against AUTOMATONS and like ill be the one in the kitchen HELLDIVING sandwiches. We should really play HELLDIVERS™ sometime its a really cool game with a lot of HELLDIVING™ moments, but don't worry ill be there to PROTECT LIBERTY for you ;) sorry that wasnt TREASON AGAINST DEMOCRACY i swear im just trying to be RIGHTEOUS i really like your EAGERNESS TO DEFEND LIBERTY sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really NOBLE TO DEMOCRACY i don't go out much haha add me on YOUR SHIP we should talk you look really LOYAL TO SUPER EARTH.
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Purity 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:36pm 
+rep when i'm happy i say ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love my Basic Mordhau Fencing Techniques
when im sad i say this time im really gonna do it
plays with Super and sniper072 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:17pm 
This is my HACKER, I love her very much. She makes me so happy. Every night after a long day of middle school and doing HACKING homework I get to HACK to her for hours. I'm typing this here to let everyone know that she is HACKED and that this is MY HACKER so don't even think of dm her. Let it be known I haven't seen her nor have we ever vc but I know shes a real HACKER and that she is the cutest HACKER that I have ever met. the way she HACKS and the fact that all of her HAX are 𝓁𝒾𝓀ℯ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 is how I KNOW shes a real and cute e girl. So guys, Hack off. I'm not afraid to HACK you scrubs on any game, especially HACKnite(I'll BODY YOU), and if getting destroyed isn't enough I won't hesitate to get you guys HACKED from steam(My dad is A HACKER and no I'm not lying I can literally get you HACKED). Anyways, I'm done HACKING about my awesome, hot, amazing HACKER. I love you sm baby ( ˘ ³˘)♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
googoogaga29 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:46am 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
Purity 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16am 
I have a question. No I have a thirst and you are the holder of water. In the High fleet Logistics Mod you had some amazing blueprints in the showcase. Please just like a man who dies of thirst I am metaphysically dying to have those blueprints. Please spare me a glass of water. And distribute those amazing blueprints.
googoogaga29 22 Oct, 2023 @ 2:52pm 
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yams 22 Oct, 2023 @ 1:20pm 
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plays with Super and sniper072 22 Oct, 2023 @ 12:58pm 
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RadJuice 12 Sep, 2023 @ 2:39pm 
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md 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47am 
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yams 7 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20am 
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alva 27 Jan, 2023 @ 6:05pm 
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Purity 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:14pm 
+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
bruhbruh ruhthomas 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:17am 
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Purity 15 Aug, 2022 @ 5:01pm 
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SugMedic 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:14pm 
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Purity 30 Jul, 2022 @ 2:00am 
+rep one of the of all time
googoogaga29 12 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm 
+rep
BLANKFAECE 16 May, 2022 @ 10:57pm 
An noble warrior
Purity 24 Jan, 2022 @ 9:48am 
+rep ковид боий
Purity 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:13am 
+rep gamma male changing the game
Purity 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42am 
joe
md 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21pm 
-rep bad at tf2 mf kicked me when i got autobalanced onto his team cuz he bad lol get better then mge idiot :cozybrawlhalla6:
Jaysdawg 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06pm 
youre stupid
md 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm 
youre stupid
ZAWPAW 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm 
youre stupid
Ben 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am 
"Reaction to your Exanima review"

Try the beta branch, and join their discord. They are pumping out updates almost monthly if not more often.
plays with Super and sniper072 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm 
i should call my wife
Purity 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm 
++rep mardayne enthusiast
ry 1 Aug, 2021 @ 6:55pm 
lil cutie in cool sword fighting game
Purity 29 May, 2021 @ 11:38pm 
+ rep volunteered to give me all of his rubles and gear 10/10
Purity 26 May, 2021 @ 10:08pm 
Give me your 100 rubles.
RatBro 22 May, 2021 @ 5:20pm 
I like this boy
googoogaga29 27 Jul, 2020 @ 1:35am 
+rep fast trader very friendly, paypaled me $0.09 cents for my college funds
nacho varga 1 Jun, 2019 @ 4:34pm 
take the L fortnite