Recent reviews by Fecal Phelps

Very fun good game with unique mechanics and pretty good combat. The game can be pretty glitchy sometimes but usually you can get through it. I haven't found any game breaking glitches yet.

Buy it. Right now. And prepare to get really mad.

Well, first off I must say that this game was wayyyy different than I thought it would be. The reason why I say this is because the other Code Master games I have played, such as the DiRT games have been far far easier than this game. This game is an actual simulation, not a racing game that is going to walk you through every aspect of its mechanics. Instead it dumps you on your face where you will fail time and time again until you start to understand the mechanics, or are used to rally car physic type stuff (or you destroy your keyboard/controller because you can't stay on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ track). In my opinion Code Masters took a very good turn as far as game types, and I think they should continue down this path. I definately reccomend this game if you are ready for a challenge, but overall this is a very, very rewarding game when you nail the physics of it and get that satisfying pay off.

Well, this game is pretty much my childhood. Nuff said.

It's Garry's Mod, why don't you already have it.

This game is really addictive. It makes you feel like you are the most badass stickman to have ever lived, and yet you are only pressing 2 buttons. But really though this game is really really fun to play whenever you are bored, and it's a pretty good time waster. Even though it seems like the game would be really short, it actually has a TON of level for you to play and would most likely keep you satisfyed for 10+ hours. Very very shallow learning curve, just pick up the game and play!

ugh, so with this game came all of the damn hype, way too much hype in fact. The game is pretty good but the hacking is not next gen in any shape of the matter. And then we move on to the optimization...It's terribly optimized complete with almost game breaking graphical and optimization issues. When I first got the game, I tried to launch it, thinking I was going to get right in and start playing. But no, first the game said that I needed to have Windows Vista SP 1 or 2. I knew that this was a common problem within playing games or just running some applications within Windows 8, but I mean it just came out and we all know of Windows 8 by now. So I found a simple fix for the problem that I have had to do on various other programs and games. Then after I got into the game I messed with the graphics properties to get them to my liking. I watched through the first cutscene and then got to the in game part, the second I loaded in the game crashed. So I thought that was wierd, but I figured I should just give it another try. so I got to the same part and it didn't crash, but then after being in game for about 5 minutes, my whole damn computer blue-screened. I hard shut down my PC and tryed again, blue screened at the same spot. I went to AMD and downloaded their new beta drivers, suggested to me by one of my Steam buddies. After I did all of this my game works fine (for the most part). but I still get really really bad stuttering when I am in game for about 2 - 3 hours, and I have to restart the game. So overall, I would recommend this game, but if you can, don't get it on PC because it's a terrible port. I really wanted to give it a chance on PC though because I very much enjoy PC gaming and I want to buy all games I get on my PC, but until Ubisoft can figure out how to port PC games, I cannot recomend it. Gameplay and story are great, and I am really enjoying the game (when it works).

Pass The Whiskey.

10/10

This game is really amazing. It has very very fast paced action and the flying mechanics are amazing also. There was a lot of debate about the game when it came out and I am not sure if it is still going on but people said that the game should be f2p, and i can guarantee you this is not f2p quality, it is way worth the 20 dollars.

No...Don't even....just no.