Dad?

who is this?

That's a lovely profile picture you got there

Ey Baws

In old country, man be looking for place to sit in Russian embassy. He ask girl, "May I partake of the seat beside you?" Girl say, "I not be sleeping in your bed tonight, capitalist swine!" Every peasant look at man, who is ashamed of his folly. He sits at other table.
Time passes, and girl go to man's table. She say with youthful folly, "I read Marx, I know when man is capitalist." Man say, "One potato for lechery?! Family will starve!" Every peasant look at girl. She feels shame. Man whisper, "I build communism, all glory to the motherland."
Russian embassy is destroyed by Germans. May every man answer the call of the motherland! Death to fascists!

KONRAD. CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF COMMUNISM?

Woah dude

This guy is a salamander

I sell propane.