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Recent reviews by Retro Rōnin

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1 person found this review helpful
38.0 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
Grace : Hides every chance she gets, not to distract too many zombies

Leon ''Chad'' Kennedy : Drives main villain off the highway and throws him one liner about wearing helmet

Absolute masterpiece : 10/10
Posted 1 March.
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46.1 hrs on record
Leon S. Kennedy farming aura, since 2005.

This is how a remake should be done, highly recommended to everyone.
Posted 8 January.
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259.8 hrs on record (227.5 hrs at review time)
> Ran out of bullets
> Killed some dude with defibrillator on a smoked staircase on siege of Cairo

Only in Battlefield

10/10

Editing this review to negative :

  • ♥♥♥♥♥♥ timed modes, nothing meaningful, no impact.
  • no significant content whatsoever after being out for almost half a year, just skins, reskins, AI slops and 1 half-ass baked map.
  • no defined class system other then some weapon perks and one gadget.
  • no big maps.
  • no server browser.
  • no portal updates.
  • just greedy EA policy, microtransactions, battle passes, live services.
  • Terrible weapon balance, TTK is disgusting on some weapons, people use LMG's on Recons to laser beam everyone from 200 meters. SMG's still being deadly from almost every distance
  • This game is trying to copy CoD really hard but misses in every single aspect of what made it great in a first place.

    This game has to be studied as a masterclass how to gaslight a loyal playerbase.
Posted 5 December, 2025. Last edited 16 March.
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118.6 hrs on record (97.3 hrs at review time)
Imagine explaining this game to Scandinavian peasant from 900 CE


Now please Sony, release Bloodborne on PC
Posted 8 March, 2025.
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3.9 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Worthy Sequel to the original !!!
Posted 2 December, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
27.0 hrs on record
TL;DR

If you are fan of old games, you will not like this


I’ve been fan since first AC game, played and finished every game until Syndicate, finally i got AC Origins on steam and played it, but game is so one dimensional, 27 hours in and i just uninstalled today, it has repetitive side quests and map that is big for no reason but to make it look big, most parts of map are just empty, rpg elements just make it worse, ive completed 65 side quests and i can not even name one, because they are unforgettable, that no sprint for main character or the horse/camel is a total BS, also parkour mechanics seems just really dulled down compared to previous games. This is the most boring game in series, repetetive side activities, i dont know how they went from Unity's parkour to this.
Posted 14 October, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
14.6 hrs on record
Underrated Gem

but has not Prologue DLC, because UBI didn't release it on PC, so it ends on cliffhanger
Posted 1 August, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
My favorite part was when Rose said : ''The only way for me to solve this crisis, is to be Resident Evil : Village'' and punched the ♥♥♥♥ out of Miranda
Posted 6 July, 2024.
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87.6 hrs on record
You can't IMAGINE how inconvenient travel was before she invented floo powder.
Posted 12 May, 2024.
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11 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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0.2 hrs on record
> Buying Far Cry 4 finally
> Starting up game, everything is in russian
> Game does not controller support
> I dont speak russian
> downloaded English Language pack
> game does not start, requires separate key if i want to play with English language, then redownlods russian language files
> Ubisoft region locked game so any CIS country only gets russian language in game and cant change it
> Instant refund

classic Ubisoft ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👍🏼
Posted 22 February, 2024.
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