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1 person found this review funny
76.4 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
>see room full of trolls
>nearly die out of hunger and beating of trolls
>dodge traps, almost getting Johnson'd
>lockpicks the locked chest after the bloodshed
>looks inside
>+2 blessed rock and cursed cheese

10/10
Posted 6 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
171.9 hrs on record (107.0 hrs at review time)
funny monkeys hit balloons with the power of eldritch gods, Armageddon grade weaponry, and capitalism
10/10 darts, would pop again
Posted 22 May, 2025.
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26.2 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
the game of gambling of gambling for gambling while number go big
Posted 30 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
130.0 hrs on record (98.3 hrs at review time)
Despite being a game that EA has abandoned, it's still a gem and the BEST Battlefield game they have ever made. Shame to see it hone bugs and cheaters that can be easily looked at and some quality of life things needed to make it function. Guns are fun, kills are satisfying to get, ragdolls and killcam is very funny, better with friends.

Solid 7/10
Posted 26 August, 2024.
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18.6 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Living the Retail Life

This game is simplistic and to the point also addictive. Pay attention to market prices and inventory then buy and stockpile what you need. There is some complaints of bugs but it is brand new and in early access so I can let that slide. Seeing number go up when you sell capitalism is serotonin to the brain. So far I love it and will spend hours at a time staring at my customers in the corner while I hear the checkout ding.

Some bugs I found are:
- Boxes will rarely be unable to be thrown or put down. Can be fixed by emptying it then throwing it out but then you have a product you can't move on the shelf.
- Painting your sign outside will not change colour when changing the text.
- Not really a bug I think but the physics will sometimes fling my boxes into orbit when ordering multiple products, sometimes flung behind walls I can't jump over.
- Visuals, some paint colours look the exact same in the ordering screen.
Posted 4 August, 2024. Last edited 6 September, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
An Island Far Far Away

Now this is a DLC worth getting. Cool introduction and storytelling with new enemies, workshops, characters and morals! Not to mention the new weapons and armour you get and find. The atmosphere feels a lot more menacing and unforgiving on the fog infested island, the dense forest areas mixed with the almost always nighttime surroundings puts in a horror aspect in a sense. My favourite DLC, it hits you different when you're done with the island and see it fade away as you boat back to the Commonwealth. Best on sale, worth to get.
Posted 28 July, 2024.
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7 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Industrial Empire

Let me start off, not its not worth the $7 again (stop doing this Bethesda) since it already seems it should've already been include in vanilla via RobCo or General Atomics blueprint quest line. However, building an automated assembly line of mac and cheese with a side of .45 cal bullets is a funny thing to have. You just gotta supply the machines with your precious and horded resources. Also please give us non modded ANGLED RAMPS!
Posted 22 July, 2024.
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7 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Not Worth

I feel bad for the people who bought this standalone. These should've already been in the vanilla game already since the contents just seem so minor. Cages are nice to get house cats, dogs and even tamed Deathclaws, arenas to have settlers fight to the death while you sip Nuka Cola, and new lights are neat to spell... 'friendly' messages but just seems nor worth that $7.
Posted 22 July, 2024. Last edited 22 July, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Budget Overseer

This is just meh. You clear a whole cavern just to use 10% of it which you have limited Size to actually build the Vault of your dreams. Sure the place is well protected against raids (it is underground after all) however, it just a sad DLC to get separately. Connecting rooms is already finicky with Fallout 4's building mechanics more so this with stacking the rooms. The workshop rewards are also mid, funny, but mid.
Posted 22 July, 2024. Last edited 22 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Become a Robot Overlord

An alright story with good rewards. After the story, you can basically build your robot army and house settlements with said robot army just like the main protagonist! (Minus the killing innocents)

Not worth the $15 imo, better if its on sale or something since it just one other mission line which will take you less than an hour to do but hey, I can make Codsworth the best Sentry Bot there is!
Posted 22 July, 2024. Last edited 22 July, 2024.
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