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Now that we both established that its my first cake day and ive never gotten an award, then i believe youd agree with me when i say that you should give me gold. Am i not correct? A kind stranger would give me gold ad it is my cake day, you are the kind stranger, so i am the one who should get the gold.
So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?
Edit: u/RadGlitch (6 years old) and an anonymous Reddit user are NTA for giving me gold (500 Reddit coins) and platinum (1800 Reddit coins)
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uwu you're so warm
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky ~murr~ teehee
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Spirityy:
♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like owo nya? :3c hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(*^ワ^* awhhhh!~ *nuzzles u back and pounces on u and notices your buldge* OwO what's this...?
Now that you have read these holy words, you have 8 days to repost this on 3 different profiles, and you and the love of your dreams will find each other within 8 weeks. If you should fail, this offer will never be available again