Everyone is bisexual and let me explain why.

So, guys, you see a hot girl and say “wow that girl is hot.” You’re straight because you like hot girls? You’re 50% wrong! Half of that girls looks came form her daddy’s ballsack! Half of her looks came from a GUY! And guess what, you called her hot, and half of HER is from a MALE making YOU bisexual.

So, girls, you see a hot guy and say “wow that guy is hot.” You’re straight because you like hot guys? You are ALSO 50% wrong! Half of that guys looks and DNA came from his mommy’s vagina! Guess what, you called him hot, as half of HIM is from a FEMALE making YOU bisexual!

Even lesbians and gays are not fully gay and lesbian: they’re bisexual! You’re all bisexual! No more alpha males or females! You’re all 50% gay!

My name is Donald Trump. I'm 73 years old. My house is in New York, where everyone thinks they are better than everyone, and I am married. I work as the President of the United States, and I get home every day depending on whether I go out for parties and such. I don't smoke, neither do I drink.

I'm in bed most of the time, and make sure I get a day of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of diet coke and doing about zero minutes of stretching before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until afternoon. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up a few decades ago.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night.

My name is Arthur Fleck I'm 35 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Gotham, where all the houses are, and I am not married. I work as a comic in TV, and I get home every day by 7 PM at the latest. I smoke, but I also occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After painting my face like a clown and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to cause chaos, i have no problems sleeping until morning. I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check up at the asylum. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very happy life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. I live in a society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

So I was just surfing the web looking for gay midget porn, when I came across this thing called “black people”. Apparently they have dark skin and love chicken. I am mortified. I will not accept anyone who is not a white person. Who made these black people? Who can I contact them and get them to stop? Are they considered people? We can’t stand for this anymore! The blacks have taken to much of out our economy! They took our jobs, our lifestyles, even our wives! I only have 3 wives left! And I don’t even ♥♥♥♥ the other 2! Their just for cleaning and cooking! God I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate America.

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Says the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who plays Rust

having more hours than me is unacceptable

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why haven't you come home from the corner store... you said you were only picking up one pack of smokes.

fridu fan

hate both of you

love u

dang you got a fridu tat gotta represent the creators you love!

dang you got a fridu tat gotta represent the creators you love!

I’m contacting you from the gay dimension, your mission is over, withdraw all units

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Ben 10 slapps ty

Niqqer

Nah, having bearback sex makes it okay.

Hey if we husband and husband does that make us gay

FOOKING NIGUAR

sir, do not stick ur a-s-s at me

I can't go back.

affirmative good sir

Sir, remember u ordered that stuff from amazon????

um sir, ima need to remove u from the premises

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the guy to make fun of me because i eat salad

i still owe him weed

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