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Linker 5 Jan @ 8:37am 
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic,
Linker 5 Jan @ 8:36am 
while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine
Linker 5 Jan @ 8:36am 
tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying,
devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, ♥♥♥♥♥ popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening,
Linker 5 Jan @ 8:36am 
devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride. till my throat memorizes every vein. till the doctors think he changed my red blood cells white. till we create the next ocean. till he changes my dna to his. till my holes speak to him in Morse codeNo flash warning? I have epilepsy and my legs are shaking and spreading. Raw next question. I have NOTHING appropriate to say. 5 mins and a hair tie. Both lips HURT. Bedsheet- soaked. To infinity and beyond. A tear rolled down my leg. This made my whole week, sorry I meant hole weak.
AKANYMOON 23 Sep, 2025 @ 2:50am 
He has a magnificent beard +rep
Yukimo 31 Oct, 2023 @ 5:37am 
a dirty potato living his best life on the farm with his stupid little potato family who recently attended the funeral of their pet spud +rep
Merry Easter 22 Apr, 2022 @ 8:24pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
ඞFish :)ඞඞ 3 Mar, 2021 @ 2:17am 
peepeepoopoo amogus:FastCockroach:
ඞFish :)ඞඞ 28 Feb, 2020 @ 5:08am 
where are my heckin legs bro :steamsad:
ඞFish :)ඞඞ 9 Apr, 2019 @ 8:56pm 
:lunar2019deadpanpig:
Merry Easter 9 Apr, 2019 @ 5:33pm 
THE ADOBE POLICE (Sam) 11 hours ago
:lunar2019piginablanket:
ඞFish :)ඞඞ 9 Apr, 2019 @ 6:19am 
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Merry Easter 8 Apr, 2019 @ 5:52pm 
THE ADOBE POLICE (Sam) 13 hours ago
I will eat the children (iki) 28 minutes ago
THE ADOBE POLICE (smaaaam) 7 hours ago
Spaghetti Bjorfer
Games 66

12.9 hrs on record
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Merry Easter 5 Apr @ 9:25pm
I will eat the children 2 minutes ago
THE ADOBE POLICE Just now
I will eat the children Just now
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I will eat the children 5 Apr @ 8:47pm
THE ADOBE POLICE 1 hour ago
I will eat the children 2 minutes ago
THE ADOBE POLICE Just now
I will eat the children Just now
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Merry Easter 5 Apr, 2019 @ 3:25am 
I will eat the children 2 minutes ago
THE ADOBE POLICE Just now
I will eat the children Just now
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ඞFish :)ඞඞ 4 Apr, 2019 @ 9:30pm 
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Merry Easter 28 Dec, 2017 @ 4:35am 
Why Oliver And Ki Why
Merry Easter 13 Aug, 2017 @ 6:27am 
Melvin Doo 4 Jul, 2017 @ 2:17am 
Poodles
Merry Easter 25 Apr, 2017 @ 4:14am 
+Rep German Chicks
Spingo 14 Oct, 2015 @ 12:15am 
yes daniel bacon



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One Sussy Squid 13 Oct, 2015 @ 1:59am 
bacon?
Spingo 13 Oct, 2015 @ 1:43am 
nice brook nice...... :steamfacepalm:
Merry Easter 12 Oct, 2015 @ 4:37am 
i like piss
Spingo 12 Oct, 2015 @ 3:21am 
this is why we are friends :steamhappy:
Merry Easter 17 Jun, 2015 @ 10:29pm 
My mums cat
Spingo 28 Aug, 2014 @ 10:13pm 
shhshshshshhahahahhahahah
Funny haha Valentine 28 Aug, 2014 @ 10:12pm 
GRAAAH
Spingo 28 Aug, 2014 @ 10:10pm 
you already know Platinum Turtle
Spingo 28 Aug, 2014 @ 10:09pm 
even though
Spingo 28 Aug, 2014 @ 10:09pm 
tell you
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going to
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Spingo 28 Aug, 2014 @ 10:09pm 
lol








Funny haha Valentine 24 Aug, 2014 @ 1:07pm 
hey oli can u tell me which person on ur friends list is hugh ?
Spingo 28 Jun, 2014 @ 9:00pm 
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Spingo 25 Jun, 2014 @ 10:36pm 
i love my games