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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Beat it in 14 minutes, worth it
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
AMD Ryzen 9 7900X 12-Core Processor - RAM: 63 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070 Ti - VRAM: 8 GB
Posted 30 March.
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17.5 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Absolutely hilarious. Even if you aren't Irish.
Definitely a game to play with friends!

Don't forget to throw that 4th friend of a cliff, it gives you a speed boost.
Posted 20 November, 2025.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It looks good; but ti's not quite it.

AZERTY Keyboard isn't supported.
The movement feels a bit clunky, game feels unfinished. Might try it again if it gets more streamlined and worked out.

At this time, it feels like a port of a Playstation 1 Tomb Raider game with Souls mechanics.

Note: I did not expect a AAA tier game, but it's still lower than what I expected.
If I come back to this and it has improved, I'll edit my review.
Posted 11 June, 2025.
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8 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Refunded the game.
€18.99, but not a single player to be seen. Sad, seemed fun.
Posted 11 June, 2025.
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10 people found this review helpful
38.4 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
Steam Review for Parkasaurus

Playtime: 4.4 hours
Recommendation: Definitely recommend to fans of Zoo Tycoon and RollerCoaster Tycoon! But... wait for at least a 30% sale before picking it up.




What I loved:

  • The isometric view takes me right back to the good ol' days of Zoo Tycoon, which was a huge part of my childhood! It brings that same nostalgic charm but with a fresh twist. The interactions in the game feel really similar, and I absolutely enjoy the laid-back approach to the management sim style.
  • Dinosaurs—what's not to love? The game does a fantastic job at making them feel alive and unique, with a healthy mix of humor and personality thrown in.




The downside:

  • The economy of the game felt a little too easy. Food and park tickets don't really present much of a challenge after a while, which makes the management aspect a little less engaging for me. Balancing could definitely use a bit more challenge!
  • The price seems a bit steep for a game like this in 2025. While it's fun, it's definitely not pushing the boundaries of graphics or complexity, so I'd recommend waiting for at least a 30% sale before buying.




Funniest Moment:

  • The first scenario I played had me struggling with fence strength—my dinosaurs kept breaking through and throwing guests around. It wasn’t until I realized I could upgrade the fences that I stopped the chaos...but it was an absolute mess before that!




Who is this for?

  • Zoo Tycoon and RollerCoaster Tycoon fans will love this! It’s definitely not for fans of Planet Zoo or Planet Coaster, as it’s more toned down in terms of graphics and complexity, but it’s perfect for anyone who enjoys a casual, fun park management sim with a dinosaur twist.




Conclusion:

I highly recommend Parkasaurus to those who want a light-hearted, nostalgic management experience with dinosaurs. Don’t go into it expecting cutting-edge graphics, but if you’re looking for an easy-going time with a few laughs (and maybe a bit of chaos), it’s definitely worth a try—just wait for a sale!
Posted 5 May, 2025. Last edited 5 May, 2025.
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0.7 hrs on record
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Posted 10 September, 2024.
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6.5 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
It's Mahjong :shrug:
Posted 6 September, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
I'm a few levels in, so I scrapedx the surface.

So far, the game is pretty fun.

+ Wave based Tower defense.
+ place towers and interconnect them to block/redirect walking paths
+ optional: manual shooting mode using your ship
+ optional: focus turrets only
+ destructible environment, such as bridges and the buildings
Posted 6 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
623.0 hrs on record (454.2 hrs at review time)
Dangerous cat goes pew pew

+ Movement
+ Gunplay
+ Cosmetics

It's not necessary to buy stuff to enjoy the game.

Note: If you live in Belgium or another country that has banned lootboxes, half of the shop in inaccessible. This also includes the microtransactions on top of the Battle Pass.
Posted 6 September, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
84.4 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Fun game, simple to understand.

- Procedural generated
- Tower Defense Game
- Form your own Map
- Talents tree for unlocking more towers, skills and passives
- Good replay potential
- Has a rogue like game mode

If Dorfromantik and the base game of Bloons had a baby.
Posted 6 September, 2024.
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