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Serious Smams 2 Oct, 2025 @ 6:33pm 
this guy waited until his insurance expired to let me borrow his car and i got my license revoked never trust this man he will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ruin you
Trin 26 Sep, 2025 @ 7:32pm 
+rep runs the pride shader while playing with staiter
Serious Smams 26 Sep, 2025 @ 3:30pm 
i seem to have a lot to say about this guy, what's up with that?
Serious Smams 28 Aug, 2025 @ 2:11pm 
Hello, Spark ever thought of a sonic the hedge hog mlp fim parody fan game call it Rainboom the wonderbolts Fluttershy as Tails , Pinkie pie as Amy, Applejack as Knuckles, Of course Rainbow dash as Sonic! RARITY oh no would be a villain Mecha- Sonic and Twilight Sparkle - would be Evil Dr. Robotnik why? Science and magic would fit her! Anyway these are some ideas someome on the internet came up with and I'm no computer gaming programmer but I could help too if you wanted ?
Serious Smams 28 Aug, 2025 @ 12:18pm 
I think I accidentally caught him stimfapping. It was 3am in our shared apartment when I heard this loud crashing noise. I walked into my room and saw him curled up on the ground, pants around his ankles with lemon curd smeared absolutely everywhere. For some reason he also had my authentic gestapo uniform on his upper body with a used crack pipe that wasn't mine next to his bed. The smell was absolutely sweet, I instinctively ran out of his room screaming. It's been a wild night for both of us.
Serious Smams 26 Aug, 2025 @ 12:27pm 
For clarification: I don't think name.get.steam.Spark is a bad guy, ?I think he's just troubled. Sure, he's had a fentanyl problem lately, but he isn't taking that out on the prople around him.

It's not drug trouble — it's emotional turbulence, and I think he just needs some time to heal.
Keep an eye on him if you're his freind, and make sure he's drinking planty of watrers.
Serious Smams 26 Aug, 2025 @ 12:18pm 
(☞゚ヮ゚)☞(☞゚ヮ゚)☞(☞゚ヮ゚)☞(☞゚ヮ゚)☞---------------☜(゚ヮ゚☜)-☜(゚ヮ゚☜)-☜(゚ヮ゚☜)-☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
look at these cool guys they are p;laying tug of war this is so awesome
post this on 5 friends profiles
Serious Smams 24 Aug, 2025 @ 6:47pm 
I'd rather think about my bro😤 Sorry Sparkflinger,, you just ain't the same.
There are people out there genuinely unironically gooning to this...🥀🥀🥀
Serious Smams 24 Aug, 2025 @ 5:44pm 
WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS MAN OH MY GOD😭😭🙏🙏 CANT THE SUN EXPLODE ALREADY?
Serious Smams 20 Aug, 2025 @ 4:32pm 
this star spangled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stole my wife and sold all my drugs
he stripped my mech for copper wire
sold it for shag carpeting
drove my chevy 89 off a cliff using a brick on the accelerator
left a huge diarrhea stain between my couch cushions
went home with my daughter's steam deck
and last but not least, abandoned me after a passionate kiss in the middle of a moonlit night.
he is NOT your friend and he WILL lead you on....
Serious Smams 9 Aug, 2025 @ 7:23am 
7/10 beating session, didnt last that long stroke 1-5: i was in top form stroke 6-8: i got jumpscared and gripped really hard stroke 9-13: it hurt because we were playing a scary game
stroke 14: charged all my amethysts
Serious Smams 5 Aug, 2025 @ 7:06pm 
fart explosion disease killed my mother and 3000 people in my area. click here to find out more
Jofelfus Smile 20 Jul, 2025 @ 8:40pm 
+rep has a giant flower growing out of his head, nobody mentions it, but it's starting to wilt and he's looking sicker and sicker, I hope my friend does not die
Piyrye 20 Jul, 2025 @ 5:35pm 
+rep had trouble finishing earlier until I had seen a day one Destiny 2 Raid stream then it was all over my screen
Pouky 3 Jun, 2025 @ 10:14am 
+rep unfriended Trinity
Serious Smams 23 Feb, 2025 @ 7:20pm 
9/10 beating session, lasted a good while stroke 1-8: felt excellent stroke 9-14: had to speed up a lil cuz it was getting boring stroke 15-21: had me on the edge stroke 22: busted
Serious Smams 23 Feb, 2025 @ 12:26pm 
-rep anime pfp
Serious Smams 18 Feb, 2025 @ 3:23pm 
+rep elliottmcd1
Serious Smams 17 Feb, 2025 @ 4:23pm 
good grathics good character desigh good story and lore but no sex(
Cheeselord21 8 Feb, 2025 @ 4:07pm 
stinky binky
Jofelfus Smile 1 Feb, 2025 @ 6:58am 
+rep gave me a slice of pizza in exchange for a slice of lasagna yesterday very kind thank you kind trader!!!
Cimns 16 Jan, 2025 @ 10:10am 
+rep he is friends with @Pouky who hides in bushes for 10mins+
Pouky 24 Nov, 2024 @ 5:38pm 
+rep gay biologist that loves to spend time with his whale Staiter
Serious Smams 19 Oct, 2024 @ 6:00pm 
+rep queen sized
Jofelfus Smile 19 Oct, 2024 @ 5:56pm 
-rep 4'2 but claims he's 4'5
Serious Smams 3 Oct, 2024 @ 12:55pm 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know ...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Sea 27 Sep, 2024 @ 4:03pm 
Sent big fent under
Serious Smams 10 Sep, 2024 @ 9:25am 
the CEO of Big Fent
the entire illuminati of Fent
Fent Fliner themself....
Sea 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:43pm 
Tried buying my fent
Cheeselord21 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:30pm 
Also sold me fent
Serious Smams 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:04pm 
sold me fent
kozmik 7 Jul, 2024 @ 7:12pm 
Every time you hope Silk Song releases, it is delayed another month :steamsad:
Spark 6 Jul, 2024 @ 4:00pm 
Thank you! It's a phenomenal game I can't recommend more. I pray I live to see the day Silk Song releases.
kozmik 6 Jul, 2024 @ 12:34pm 
Hollow Knight 100%?

Well done man, seriously
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Piyrye 5 May, 2024 @ 8:34pm 
APOLOGY SCRIPT

I'm alone in the house, its 1AM and I just wanted to say Sorry to all my fans that I've disappointed but most importantly my sponsors - I'll do better next time.

CRY HERE FOR SYMPATHY

This isn't scripted this is from the heart Please take the evacuation seriously, It was a mistake I shouldn't have joked about it - love you all.
Piyrye 5 May, 2024 @ 8:09pm 
OUI OUI OUI, I DONT KNOW IF I CAN CONTROL MYSELF ANYLONGER YOU GOTTA LET ME TRY SOME NOW!!!
Cheeselord21 5 May, 2024 @ 8:06pm 
THAT SMELLS AMAZING, WHAT DID YOU EATTTT
Piyrye 5 May, 2024 @ 8:05pm 
You are an adult. The youth will not obey our orders and must be corrected. There are children murdering adults in the Root Canal. Punish the children, and we will let you out.You are justice. You are loyal. We cannot allow the tyranny of facts and impartial reason to condemn the people who protect and guide you. The past is changeable, the future is set. Sabotage the court, kill the judge, and we will let you out.
Cheeselord21 5 May, 2024 @ 8:01pm 
+cheese i soigoied my pant so hard while thinking about the gyat that this pookie has
Piyrye 5 May, 2024 @ 8:00pm 
Brave is bleeding out. -rep L+ 71:38 MINUTE TRIAL -HE IS UNSCULPTED, SCULPT HIM
Serious Smams 9 Apr, 2024 @ 1:17pm 
+rep loves skibidi toilet talks to me about it religiously every few minutes
Piyrye 21 Mar, 2024 @ 8:32pm 
mochi mochie :mafia:
꧁༺₦Ї₦ℑ₳༻꧂ 1 Mar, 2024 @ 4:18pm 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

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Serious Smams 13 Jan, 2024 @ 9:53am 
+rep let me look up his ass this time
Serious Smams 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:58am 
-goop stole all my slime im taking it back
Sea 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:39pm 
+rep hates women
Serious Smams 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:43pm 
+rep let me see up his skrrt skrrt ding bop dang boop eeoo eeoo ping
Ac7_Archer 16 Aug, 2023 @ 8:13pm 
+rep rock and stone to the heart brother