This comment exists to serve a purely selfish motive. You see; I have been instructed to jump through certain hoops in order to achieve some trivial Steam community nonsense. I feel like a really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend; having not ever made the effort to comment on your profile for any sincere reason. Understand that it was not designed to provoke your contempt and also that the resulting feeling that you might've been used was not my intention either. If you do feel soiled and tossed aside like a Hustler magazine with all the best pages forlornly glued to one another; please know that i am now experiencing that shameful immediate wave of inner guilt that naturally follows any moral debauchery such as this. For God's sake, i'm a grown man! What have i done?