Recent reviews by ☭ Samoth ☭

Believe the hype.

Quenches my thirst for the wasteland as I wait for Fallout 4

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "if you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediatley." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediatley. Three years later he died of lung cancer. I was really sad and destroyed. My mother said to me- "Don't you ever smoked. Please don't put your family through waht your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret never having done it. Because this game gave me cancer anyway.

Gandhi will find you.

Gandhi will kill you.

And Gandhi

Always

Gets

His

Kill.

Smooth like plane into towers

911/10

Nah, but for real, really good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ port. Runs smooth as butter.

"Kill the jew of a king! He raised the taxes to %3!"

A game where the community will behead you for being a jew.

Noice.

Croatia stronk

I played so well that ISIS tried to recruit me.

10/10

It was hard but somehow I masturbated to this

Fantastic game. The world feels so alive even in alpha. Start a trade empire, build a pirate armada, cultivate a farm and live the simple life. It's all up to you, can't wait for full release.