Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

I was friends with Nietzsche back then, and when he said things like “life has no meaning”, he’d nudge me and say quietly “omg, people might actually believe me. Lolz”.

This would trouble me, “What if life really has no meaning Nietzsche?” I’d ask. He’d then caress my cheek, look me in the eyes and say “That can’t be true, because bro, you mean everything to me”.

+rep great tactics, add me up

Let's turn this game on its head!

+rep pretty good player

Great aim!

+rep

nice walls

reject of a player

yo tryna reschedule esea match

+rep from faceit

+rep awesome enemy

that was a ez win

+rep from Faceit :D good player :)

typical closet cheater

-rep did not give me a ruby

signed by me, lets play csgo

+rep

+rep is hot

carries kids with cheats. literally why he only 5 stacks. cringe

+rep has cs2

gogo

i will trade 4 high value

i havr trade

Signed by me, lets play csgo

beta cuck bait king

gogo

ez ban again

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netsirs jr with how much he baits LMFAO

cheating

Added for RECRUIT CS

added for trade

Check trade offer

我之前跟你打过gogo

this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot awps in a dm server, camping in long pit on dust2. This guy must be a fkn dmbcnt fck

+good awper

Hello ! :) Insane inventory ! Im interested in AWP POP. If you re trading it please feel free to add me unless you will not like my skins what is possible :) ! Have a great day and Happy New Year !

Hi, i sent u a trade offer

-rep another complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheater in na mm 5 stack. Wishing you the worst, hope you cry and it hurts when your mother dies you piece of human ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

+rep gigachad + has cute toes

the definition of trash, mans a hardstuck mg with 6k hours lvl 6 faceit and no esea yet has the most unfounded confidence ive ever seen pathetic wasted all that time to be trash

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

this guy walls from round 1

♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAS 6K HOURS AND IS GOLD NOVA LMAOOO

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🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟

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LOL GG :D

+rep add for trade

5'4 turbo autist 5000 hrs $0/hr Gameing Reject of Society -signed RatAttack aka cmentray aka the_CUMMUNCULUS

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together