Recent reviews by §Ratrone§

Never have I wanted to be an obese ninja any more than now.

Play Alien:
*Sanic Intensifies*

Play Predator:
*Sanic Intensifies*

Play Marine:
*Who's that pokemon + Amnesia Intensifies*

10/10 - Multiplayer is still alive (enough to be mentioned).

Broforce:
Shot 9001 terrorists.
Died a lot.
Revived a lot.
Threw turkey at terrorists.
Blew Terrorists up with turkey.
Saw Aliens.
Realised how much they like turkey.
Fed them turkey.
Blew them up (with the same turkey).

10/10. Seriously recommend it.

Only seen two episodes.
Wolf wears a wig because his hair is noticeable.
An asian guy almost goes Kung-Fu on one of the heisters.
Lots of gunfire.
Dallas almost gets shot.
Chains fails to show recoil on his gun.
Wolf needs reminding to keep his finger off the trigger.
Hoxton hits an enforcer in the nuts.


10/10 for Hoxton's action alone.

8/10
Left Vegeta as a training master for Krillin.


It needs updating and re-vamping, but I'm not let down for what I paid.
The thing I was most let down is that I don't see characters run on the floor and you run TOO SLOWLY in toki-toki city.
Really enjoying the game and I recommend it to you! ^^

I'M NOT EVEN IN MY FINAL FORM YET!

Almost died, got a sword from heaven and still died.

10/10.

Played as Nick from L4D2.
Did a backflip five times in the same jump.
Got owned by low level bots.
All we need now is to customise our own characters and then it's a +1 from me!

Alert! Gentlemen! Do not see this game as easy as those youtubers who did it in one run, Like Isaac's mom, this is a game NOT to be messed with.
Don't see it as 'just' a few minutes of playthrough. You will die again, and again, and again, and again!
This game cannot be completed just once, as for your own testament of both joy and rage in this game.

Watch your little guy transform into something AWESOME (or horrible, I dunno.) while you go around caves crying at your enemies, effectively killing them.
And kids? Don't eat raw meat. It makes your tears go red.

You are able of surviving with only weapon hitting from your gun as marine.
You get comforted as an Alien.
You become a god as a predator.

Not as sanic as the 2000 version, but a guy randomly fall over a flat surface while I was chasing him.
But I let him live because that was totally a movie cliche and the game allowed it.

Obviously: It's a + 1 from me!

"xXSkillpro123Xx, level 2, has died due to a Sphynx God."

This game is better than others... I'll explain underneath...

Some Pros:
+ You can be a ninja!
+ You can also be a vampire, but not at the same time, that would be too O.P.
+ Classes are unique.
+ When you reach the absolute max level, you 'are' a god...
+ Extremely powered special attacks.
+ Stealing that one extreme idiot's overpowered weapon, and seeing his character die, knowing you took it! Karma feels 'goooood'...
+ You can be a gentleman. If you were lucky enough during the winter sale, I think, anyway.


Some Cons:
- Grinding.
- Dying and loosing all your stuff.
- Grinding after that.
- You only get 100 tokens (at max, I think...) for free.
- You pay those 100 tokens and die. Loosing all your stuff, again.

- More grinding.