Flat earthers claim that the world is flat, and they are correct. We can make them wrong. We just need to be dedicated.

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If we achieve our Tier 5 goal we will have finally put enough CO2 into our atmosphere that our oceans will have to absorb it. We can make the world carbonated, with just a little bit of help.