If you're seeing this, you're legally obligated to buy this person boba

<3 :}

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Ok hear me out. The other day I was REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAD. I was at the doctor and had to do a urine sample because of some liver disease, who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ knows what that is, and he says my piss is unhealthy! I ask him why and he says its because its black! I instantly stormed out of the place and now I'm thinking, OH IS IT CUH ITS BLACK HUH? THE ♥♥♥♥ WRONG WITH BLACK PISS? IS THIS SOME WAY OF SAYING WHITE PISS IS BETTER THAN BLACK PISS? CUH THATS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ RACIST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Why can't black piss be healthy too, well the answer was clear. Piss is racist as ♥♥♥♥, because apparently white piss is healthier than black piss. Racist ass piss.

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🚨🚨🚨NERD ALERT🚨🚨🚨

📢📢📢 WE GOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ NERD ON OUR HANDS 📢📢📢

👮‍♂️ get the ♥♥♥♥ down you NERD 👮‍♀️

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PUT YOUR HANDS UP

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WE GOT HIM BOYS TAKE HIM AWAY

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I interviewed a microwave today
I asked him about his life as a microwave and he said this:

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Anime girls are an exaggeration of real-life women. It's an ideal. If you take everything that we consider as feminine aesthetics in our culture, and you take it to an extreme, you will have anime girls. I would even bet that you just can't go any further than that. Anime is just superior in terms of femininity. Real women can be very masculine. They don't fit in cultural norms entirely. There's always a flaw in how they look like, what aesthetics they have. Anime girls don't have that problem. Anime girls are ideal. They're not absolutely perfect, because there are different art styles. But I'm sure that sooner or later we will discover an art style that captures their perfect femininity in the best way possible. Then the evolution of the feminine will stop. We will find a way to draw a perfectly cute anime girl.

If you worship feminine aesthetics, looking at real women is kind of a wrong choice, if you ask me.

+rep is lovely AND eats rats whole

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Dead By Daylight sometime its a really cool horror survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Congratulations! you have won 84 free copies of garfield kart!

My mother told me I could be anything so I became a disappointment.

because you ruined it <3

God yam, why did you delete the word game

Butt Hole Bread.

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IF YOU WERE ᴘᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR ᴘᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ THE GUY THAT ᴘᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ YOU!

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WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you sair about. See how many times you get this.....

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Hello,
My name is Luna. I found you on Masteroverwatch as one of the top mercy's and I think that's great! I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (Let's be honest if you played a skillful hero like genji or widowmaker, you wouldn't be 4th) From now on you'll be my duo and girlfriend. You'll pocket me.

This comes with some conditions:
You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon and evening. Some nude ones at night too. You obviously wont be allowed to stream any more and talk to other guys.
If you please me, I'll buy you an occasional loot box or two.
We'll skype everyday, make sure to buy a high definition web cam soon.

Kandy the rapper. First album is Kandy cane.

fite meh kiddo i skuar up 2 yah bra >:) *duper dab*

Is vaping considerd a talent because I saw a guy vaping upside down on one of those theme park rides...

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When people claim, that competitive vaping is 'not a real sport'. Or that professional vapethletes are 'not true athletes'. I cannot help, but laugh. Do you have any idea of the lung capatiy of a competitive vaper? No olympic cyclist, swimmer or runner could hope to compete at that level... Do you think that happens overnight? Do you think there are no hours of training involved? When people act ignorant about vapethletes and competitive vaping, I laugh at their ignorance. And weep, for humanity.

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+rep Thanks for the Christmas Present <3

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