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33.1 hrs on record (30.7 hrs at review time)
FOR ROCK AND STONE
THE DRUMS IN MY BONES
I FIGHT THE SWARM
BEER KEEPS ME WARM
I FIGHT FOR MY KIN
I FIGHT FOR MY CREW
LEAVE NO DWARF BEHIND
I WILL PROTECT YOU
LET'S KICK BARRELS OF FUN
AND MINE ALL THE GOLD
PUMP ALL THE OIL
UNTIL MISSION CONTROL
CALLS A DROP SHIP DOWN
FOR US TO RETURN
FOR ROCK AND STONE
OUR WAGES WE EARN
FOR MOLLY AND STEEVE
NEVER SHALL WE QUARREL
AND MOST OF ALL
NEVER FORGET KARL
Posted 10 November, 2021.
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120.1 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
I enjoy that you can form temporary bonds with other people and feel the shock of betrayal, anger, or sorrow as they fail you, die, or abandon you. Also you can revive people and put up fences to make them safe if they will actually use the damn fences USE THE DAMN FENCES
Posted 30 August, 2021.
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5,617.8 hrs on record (24.8 hrs at review time)
I raised a foal to maturity but was unable to get him to do anything but stand on my ceiling to guard it.
I am currently maturing a wolf cub by feeding him the flesh of his parents.
I have clubbed a hapless acolyte and dragged them to the frozen reaches of the world to construct the most ambitious and extravagant fortress of destruction the world has ever known.
But I don't know how to make beds and I keep getting eaten by crocodiles.
Posted 1 May, 2020.
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2.1 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
This game is all the best parts of deckbuilding and all the fun parts of seeing your strategies come to life on the field
Posted 28 May, 2019.
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