Recent reviews by Maurice the "Orphan Crippler"

after finishing the first and second game, its hard to find the best words to describe them. the first game was a hidden gem by all accounts and i was fortunate to have found out about it years ago. to me, the first game is near perfect and a true must play RPG.

and somehow the 2nd game did it better by every measure.
how could an already near perfect game be improved upon so much? ill say this.

if there was a game that i had to put out to represent all video games ever, this would be very much near the top of that list. no game has done the RP in RPG better than KCD2 and the sad part is its not even close.
i have no idea how im gonna play Skyrim again after playing a game like this. you cant put into words how incredible this game is you really just have to experience it for yourself but be warned. it will ruin every other RPG for you.

Kingdom Come Deliverance 9/10 Kingdom Come Deliverance: 2 11/10 generational masterpiece.

the love child of 2 brothers. in a world busting with Art, Dwarf Fortress still after 20 plus years stands alone as one of the most unique and best video games you can get your hands on. most of that time they did it for free. absolute legends.

this game is the child of Slay The Spire and Darkest Dungeon. two of the greatest rogue-likes on the market and this game EASILY stands atop the heap of greats in this genre. fantastic game.



cat banging 10/10

as a major fan of Sim games this game has no right being this in depth and fun. HOWEVER. the only thing about this game that i dont like is the employee system. specifically the chaos that happens if you try to have mixing automated. i cant use them at all pretty much or at least through countless videos cant make it work well. hope the GOAT that makes this game can work on making that system easier. but other than that literally no complaints. great game especially considering it was made by one Chad. indie games stay undefeated.

200% would recommend. get stoned fellas!

EA ripped the soul out of skate.

but we all knew this. the good is that the skating (while def not as good at Skate 3) is still good. it will be cool to skate with your friends but they could never find the glory again that was Skate 3. either way, EA destroyed this series.

edit: THE SEASON 1 UPDATE NOT ONLY WAS TRASH BUT IT NUKED THE PERFORMANCE FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE THE GAME HAS BEEN UNPLAYABLE FOR 4 DAYS DROPPING TO 10 FPS. even for EA this is a new low. ♥♥♥♥ you guys for ruining this franchise.

great game if you know how to sail the seven seas. otherwise, dont get it cuz the dlcs are like 800 dollars lmao.

YARG!

i was gonna write a long detailed review but i have no words. this game is practically perfect. I CANT STOP PLAYING IT, MAKE SURE THIS GAME BREAKS INTO MAINSTREAM EVERYONE NEEDS TO PLAY THIS

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10/10

(also the Prologue ending made me actually cry for like 10 minuets lmao.)

was too young when Oblivion came out but i played Skyrim for hundreds of hours. was thinking about finally trying Oblivion a couple months ago then this happened. its a sign. 1 hour in im already addicted see you in 2000 hours!

Todd Howard finally catching a dub is what we like to see!

buy this and Project Zomboid and you will never need to buy another zombie game ever again!

two masterpieces

JUST REMEMBER, THIS IS THE SAME EXACT GAME YOU COULD BUY FOR THE LAST 4 GAMES AND EACH IS $60
((i know this post wont make a difference i just need to vent))

the community needs to stand up to the constant slap in the face from the Devs/Studio.

its truly incredible how little effort is put into these games. its well known but just so we all remember.

$60 a year for the same game is already difficult to justify. EVEN HARDER when your game has bugs that span every game such as --

- 6 STRAIGHT GAMES (not a typo) of the city/state banner at the start of a Universe mode show just straight up not there.
- general glitches (too many to list here, physics bugs, commentary cut outs etc etc.)
- throwing/slamming players on an item (outside of a table) bugs them tf out. (they used to have accurate physics (THEY WERE REMOVED)
- alt attires dont work properly when selecting them
- third person camera (WHICH WAS A COOL EDITION) frequently bugs out/freezes
- the online servers are HORRID even worse than the other 2K games, by FAR. (truly have to see to believe it)
- deletion utility can crash the game
- they removed opacity and shine options for hairstyles beards
- when playing custom multi men elimination matches the match can end before everyone is eliminated. If one person is eliminated you have to wait for them to exit up the ramp way and there name plate to disappear. If you don’t and get another elimination before the eliminated persons name plate disappears the match will end...
- cash in run ins just straight up DONT WORK
- random crashes (one of the only bugs they MIGHT fix)
- special guest referee meter is always locked to enabled, you can't turn it off

these are just the current (10 days from release) bugs. and 98% of these bugs have existed in the games for MULTIPLE years. some 5 plus years.

the worst part is that even with all these and more bugs, the core game and wrestling is actually FUN. so you have to either suffer through everything else to enjoy the game or you just cant play wrestling games. (because this is the only sim wrestling game at a decent quality on the market)

if this game was without 80 percent of the bugs and they actually made more than 2 changes a year, this would without a doubt be worth it. even released every year.

do better 2K, it truly cant be that hard.