real ass mf right here

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Gotta be careful tho. One time I accidentally clicked “for women” thinking it was “four women”. Next thing I know I was at knee height with a b🍆ner in my face. Scared tf outta me, I yelled and it almost went in my mouth. Gayest experience of my life happened alone in my bedroom. Technology man

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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

+rep I was in a coma for the past 2 months and when I gained consciousness I had no idea what was going on about the news with the "trump shooter"(?) idrk but we got into a premier game and he randomly decided to do a reenactment of what the trump shooter did by continuously missing 3 scout shots on an enemy followed by perfectly headshotting my teammate for some reason idk i guess he wanted to add a jfk assassination reenactment too which i honestly appreciate cuz im not really good with my history so the refresher was nice.