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⚠️ WARNING: SILLY GOOSE DETECTED ⚠️
⚠️ MONKEY VOICE ACTIVATED AT ALL TIMES 🐒🔊⚠️

helo it me slykooper
i sneak
i steal
i GOOFY

i dont talk normal
i talk like:
“OOGA BOOGA HELLO TEAMMATE” 🐒

people say “why monkey voice”
i say “WHY NOT MONKEY VOICE”

favorite activiteez:

sneekin around like racoon ninja 🦝
pressing push-to-talk just to go “OO OO AA AA”
confusing entire lobby
GO GO BYE BYE 🏃💨 (very fast escape)

skills:
✔ stealth (sometimes)
✔ yelling in monkey language
✔ vanishing mid sentence (go go bye bye)
✔ being SILLY GOOSE ELITE RANK 🥇

weakness:

banana distractions 🍌
accidentally exposing stealth cuz i go “OO OO” too loud
forgor what mission was 💀


PC SPECS:

10% stealth
40% racoon
50% MONKEY AUDIO SYSTEM

🎮 current status:
[ONLINE]
[GO GO BYE BYE READY]

add me if u dare…
but beware…
i WILL appear…
i WILL monkey scream…
and then…

GO GO BYE BYE 🏃💨🐒

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

this mf didnt deleted my comment

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllah

oh man oh man where do i even start.. whenever i see “Slykooper__ invited you to a Party”, i drop everything i do and pick up the controller to team up alongside the goat. ly bro