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38.0 hrs on record (24.6 hrs at review time)
If Dark Souls 3 had a cousin which was younger and knew how to use a tablet better, while having a better haircut and living in a nice neighborhood.

I'm a big DS fan, and knew very little about the game at the start. After finishing it, I love it. Highly recommend if you're into souls-like
Posted 2 January.
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58.6 hrs on record
Fast, fun and very replayable. A lot of new interactions between characters each time. Love it.
Posted 18 October, 2025.
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20.0 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
Balatro is like poker, but on crack and steroids. One moment you’re feeling like a genius, the next you’re destroyed because a card just wiped your whole hand.

Love the aesthetics too
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,735.3 hrs on record (216.1 hrs at review time)
Big tank go vroom, but not in mountain and no CAS.
Posted 9 May, 2023. Last edited 11 August, 2023.
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68.1 hrs on record (59.5 hrs at review time)
A big surprise this year, as I expected this game to be a nostalgia cash grab. It turned out to be one of my favourites open world action games this year.

Story wise, it's clearly made for HP fans - the protagonist's voice is similar to HP, there's a proffesor Weasly, a guiding old Headmaster that resembles Dumbledore, a potions teacher that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and wanted to be an auror ( like Snape), list goes on. But it's not too much! The game's story and characters definitely stand on their own for the most part.

The gameplay is just fenomenal. Spellslinging is immersive and satisfying and there are many combos you can form. You can choose if you want to learn the unforgivable curses, and you should, as they are mega fun to use. Blast a whole room and the boss with just 1 Avada Kedavra.

The game used to crash a lot until I turned RTX off. After that, crashes only happened once in a while. Hopefully they will fix it. The game runs smooth for the most part, having some frame drops inside the castle and Hogmsead.

I'm 98% with all achievments in 60 hours. Highly recmmend it.
Posted 1 April, 2023. Last edited 6 April, 2023.
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32.7 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Turn the radio on and vibe.
Posted 12 July, 2022. Last edited 11 August, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
77.5 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☐ 10

If you're looking for a new MMO, New World is ok-ish for a few days but slowly starts to get really stale. End game is very bland and mostly pvp-focused, there are not that many skills (when compared to wow for example) and game-breaking exploits and bugs present.

That being said, if you just wanna unwind and cut trees, forage weed and smith weapons while you play your favorite podcast, New World is awesome at that. Crafting and gathering is, in my opinion, the best out of all the MMOs I've played.
Posted 12 July, 2022.
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14 people found this review funny
3
3
11
19.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
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☐ 10

A great strategy/builder game really worth the price. It's fun to sink in hours at night into building a small village up to a grand metropolis which then runs out of coal in the winter and people get cold, crops start to wither leaving no more food for them all the while houses crash and your medicinal plant fields have no one to farm them since they died from hunger, slowly leaving the sprawling metropolis into an empty ghost town.

Posted 12 July, 2022.
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62 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
4
8
27.2 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

If you're looking for a AAA-quality level FPS but don't like the new Battlefield and CoD is too arcade-ish, WW3 is AWESOME. Think of Battlefield, but cheaper and improved sounds + shooting.

Only downisde is that there are limited nr of maps still, and the game is still being developed.
Posted 12 July, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
389.8 hrs on record (42.7 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

If you don't have it yet, wait until immortal Empires campaign launches. That's where the peak is at.
Posted 12 July, 2022.
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