Recent reviews by Slothulhu

MK Ultra has never been more fun

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You know what. This game blew my ♥♥♥♥ clean off. I feel bad for the people with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pcs but on god if you have the rig you must acquire. Its just world but better

Best RTS I have ever played. Its so good I'm buying actual models of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in real life

EDF mixed with arma and ragdoll physics

Somewhat more sane and horny version of E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy

Its just Arma 3 but better. So much physicality, bespoke animations that everyone can see for pretty much every action in the game. The driving is so much more fun too especially with the new impact based ragdoll physics. Its just the best military sandbox on the market right now. I love it, you'll love it. Get this ♥♥♥♥ now homie

Its so actually good I care how freaky it is at all. This is the BEST BOOMER SHOOTER EVER MADE PERIOD (PERIOD).

If they showed me a clip from Diddy's house during a party after every level I would keep playing. I don't care its that good

Freaky ahh tactical boomer shooter with lots of gore. Dont skip this one if you are planning to play Beyond Citadel this is too much fun to miss. Hit gooner game of the summer. IF you can PLAY 1 Game this year. THIS IS THE GAME

Ign 10/10 We didnt get paid to say this one is good

Its the only good Hundam game (besides gbo2) AND its not made by sunrise or Bandai. Big surprise

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